9 definitions by Doomguy44
A term used to describe the umbilical cord when you smoke weed while you’re pregnant and your child takes a hit
Sandra: hey congrats on your child hergatha! Although your kid does seem to be way too mello right now.
Hergatha: Why thank you my trusted next door neighbor Sandra! Yeah he took a hit on the ole meat bong and next thing you know he’s straight up riffing about brexit and the photocopier at Walgreens again
Hergatha: Why thank you my trusted next door neighbor Sandra! Yeah he took a hit on the ole meat bong and next thing you know he’s straight up riffing about brexit and the photocopier at Walgreens again
by Doomguy44 May 15, 2021
When you go up to the McDonald’s bathroom and get a dispensable handjob and/or blowjob from a person with less than or equal to 16 teeth in their skull
Hope: I was feelin mcfrisky yesterday so I went to McDonald’s and got myself a Mcquicke for the road
Toothless sally: thweet!
Toothless sally: thweet!
by Doomguy44 May 16, 2021
When you’re starving at a friend’s house and you refuse to ask for a snack because you don’t want to be rude.
Brosama bin laden: hey man I was at *Berkeley’s house* the other day and I got so *Palnourished* I had to *vore his cat* just to live the next day
Guy whose purpose is only to say cool man: cool man!
Guy whose purpose is only to say cool man: cool man!
by Doomguy44 March 7, 2021
The hot pocket effect™ is when an item (most commonly food or a common example is a hot pocket) is heated up in a microwave or with microwaves and the outer rim of said food is super hot and the middle of said food is cold and not cooked at all.
by Doomguy44 September 15, 2018
The best piece of art I’ve ever witnessed in my stupid ass life, like seriously one time I was at my 3rds cousin’s birthday party with some oriental background actresses along with one funeral clown and this frat dude (party boy from college) who was butt vapping some WD-40 at the time pulls out his Mac book pro and starts blasting the chicken run original soundtrack 2001 and immediately the space time continuum breaks and the one true god (ginger from WWE.com) speaks to me in a disappointing mother like tone and says “say it don’t spray it” then the bruh sound effect comes booming from the distance like operation rolling thunder and I wake up in the middle of my annual lobotomy visit. My point is this stuff is more metal that bismith
Doug:“Dude did you hear about how my grandma got boned to death in the hospital, feelsbadman”
Ramadan Steve : don’t even wack attack about that broshavik, I’ll just play the chicken run original soundtrack 2001 to 1st coming her back from the dead, it’s probably the best piece of art I’ve ever witnessed, it’s radical my bruh” *plays chicken run original soundtrack*
Doug: h*ck yeah dude you just saved my grandma from being boned by the grim reaper to death just like ginger from WWE.com boned the space time continuum, that sure is swell”
Ramadan Steve: “yeah whatever “Mohamed””
Ramadan Steve : don’t even wack attack about that broshavik, I’ll just play the chicken run original soundtrack 2001 to 1st coming her back from the dead, it’s probably the best piece of art I’ve ever witnessed, it’s radical my bruh” *plays chicken run original soundtrack*
Doug: h*ck yeah dude you just saved my grandma from being boned by the grim reaper to death just like ginger from WWE.com boned the space time continuum, that sure is swell”
Ramadan Steve: “yeah whatever “Mohamed””
by Doomguy44 January 26, 2020
Boahy: shucks paw I made it to my fird annual chaw chewin contest then I got myself a Tucker and lost to some poot hollering chaw gleckin som bitch
Paw: I’ll never be proud of you boahy
Paw: I’ll never be proud of you boahy
by Doomguy44 May 15, 2021
Brotato chip: woah what’s up the official real prophet Muhammad! Wanna shake hands real quick before soccer practice starts?
The official real phrophet Muhammad: *pisses himself*
Brotato chip: *bruh_sound_effect.wav* did you just pissrespect me like that?
The official real phrophet Muhammad: *pisses himself*
Brotato chip: *bruh_sound_effect.wav* did you just pissrespect me like that?
by Doomguy44 April 7, 2021