cat hat 

When your cat lays on your head while you are either laying in bed, walking around or sitting on the couch, creating a hat.

"When I sleep at night, my cat lays on my head, creating a cat hat."

cat hat by nikkjo3 March 24, 2017

Cat Hat 

A condom.

A cat hat, you put it on, and then pussy.

Cat Hat by Dazenil February 4, 2018

cat hat 

Once an item of working class high fashion, a baseball style hat in the black and yellow colors of the Catepillar Corporation with the word 'CAT' across the front.

That dude in the Cat hat wants to fight you outside in the parking lot.

cat hat by Eric Peterson July 21, 2005

Cat in the Hat Syndrome 

Once you start rhyming, to not be able to stop. You won't intend on this, it just happens.

I was being a smartass the other day, rhyming everything. An hour later, I came down with Cat in the Hat Syndrome.

Cat in the Hat Syndrome by Wildknight March 22, 2009

Cat in the hat 

The act of jizzing on a face and placing freshly shaved pubic hair over it, resembling fur. Optionally a hat can be placed on the "receiver's" head to form a cat in the hat.

Terrence - How did the date go?

Buzz - She liked me till I asked to perform a cat in the hat; Then she REALLY liked me!

Cat in the hat by DoctorAcula August 25, 2011

the cat in the hat 

a cute loving cat that always wears a hat, that matches his clothes from his head to his toes.

the cat in the hat is da bomb!

the cat in the hat by carlin November 23, 2003

Cat In The Hat 

A tortoise.

"Is this a cat in the hat?"
-" No, that is a tortoise."

Cat In The Hat by Moooooodiiiiie May 30, 2009