Cassona

Aspirational/Aspiration of reality. Symbolic hope or hopelessness. Symbolic contradiction.

Cassona, A nickname or name that can/ cannot be true.

by Cassona June 14, 2025

Cassowary

Basically your giant dinosaur turkey looking monster bird that lives amongst the cane toads and banana farmers. Has a deadly claw on it that kills. Can be found in Papua New Guinea eating cannibals and other afro looking folks. Beware of mistaking it for an emu, a deadly mistake it could be.

Tourist 1: "I am gonna pat this ostrich."
Tourist 2: "I think that is an emu!"
Local Bloke: " It's a cassowary, don't touch..."
Cassowary: *screams and gobbles like turkey*
Tourist 1: "Ahhhhh! Me big bird! It's mauled me big bird!"
Tourist 2: "Hahaha! ... I mean, ohhh, you ok."
Local Bloke: *Brings out boomerang*
Tourist 1: "Hurry up. Use it!"
Local Bloke: "I can't kill you, euthanasia is illegal."
Tourist 1: "Use it on the turkey ostrich you moron!"
Local Bloke: "They are endangered, can't do anything. See ya!"

by SliceofJesus January 17, 2017

Cassondra

; one whom you have an immediate connection with, the moment you look into her amazing blue eyes, a connection so strong that you are drawn to them in a way you have never experienced before. As this connection develops over time, you experience a love so deep, so strong you begin to doubt that you have ever truly loved anyone prior to her..She is the best girl youll ever met in your whole entire lifetime ... Cassondra is a girl who is so Sexy As Fuck, funny, has beautiful Blue Eyes, and fucken gorgeous ass lips that you cant seem to get your eyes off of and her smile... damn !!! She is exactly who i have been searching for all of these years. She is the one I desire and she is the one I love!!! The manifestation of beauty, Kind hearted, Smart, Sensitive, independent, Caring, Loyal, AMAZING style in every way possible, Cassondra loves to dance to her music she can vibe to , her dance will keep you mesmerized and dumbified for a good min.. Cassondra is a once in a life time kinda girl...

*6232015*

Cassondra is a once in a life time kinda girl...

by Foxy Bones 96 October 30, 2017

Cansona

A Colombian word meaning a person who is very annoying or irritating.

Esa mujer es muy cansona.

Ese nino es muy canson, no para de estar moviendose.

by AP316 August 10, 2010

Cassondra

Simply amazing. Sweet as pie, until you do something stupid. Practical. The embodiment of beauty. Kind hearted. Smart. Sensitive. Caring. Loyal. Forgive. Captivating. The type of person you tell your mom about. Women want to be her and men want to be with her. A little crazy. Mesmerizing. The type of woman that makes a man want to better themself. Stunning. Pure. Real. The type of woman that leaves you speechless when she smiles at you.

I met a cassondra yesterday and I can't stop thinking about her.

by Jaycola123 June 8, 2017

Cassowary Toe

The act of stabbing someone in the throat with one elongated fingernail, usually the pinky. Named after the Australian Cassowary bird, which is known to attack people by striking out with the sharpened middle claw of the foot.

“Man, Melissa’s off her rocker, she just tried to cassowary toe me with her coke nail”

by Shortfunnykid May 21, 2020

Full Cassowary

When that quiet person suddenly explodes and looses their baggage all over the place at anyone and everyone in a relentless fashion.

Did you see Westy last night? He finally lost it and went full cassowary at Stirling for making fun of him. Only took ten years.

by The Real Sanga November 20, 2018