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That shot was hella Cashie!
Cashie by Zinger YT June 9, 2018

Pre Cashie 

A pre cashie is where a tradie does a job around his usual working hours, where he is paid cash in hand, but the thing is the pre cashie is paid before the job is complete. People usually do this to avoid the tax office, as it doesn't go through the books (under the table).

These are rare to come across
Ye mate did the pre cashie the other day and just sent legs when I got the cash
Pre Cashie by saifdfkjsdfk August 7, 2020
An angel from the CW hit show "Supernatural".

Aside from gripping people's souls tight and raising them from perdition, Castiel's hobbies include drinking liquor stores, having copious amounts of eyesex with Dean Winchester, and telling jokes that are funnier in Enochian.
When embarrassed or confused, Cas will lower his gaze and shift uncomfortably before fixing you with a puppy dog gaze that has been known to render both women and men completely helpless.
"It literally means 'You breed with the mouth of a goat. *pause* It's funnier in Enochian"

"I do not understand that reference."

"Hey, ass-butt."

Dean: (On Castiel trying to find God) "Try New Mexico, I hear he's on a tortilla."
Castiel: "No, he's not on any flatbread."
Castiel by Ass-butt June 16, 2010

Issues or Cashews 

First used on the Cum Town podcast in a fugue state by co-host Nick Mullen, cashews or issues is what wiggers say as a warning during a dispute of some kind. The meaning being they are willing to escalate a conflict, or peacefully resolve it. The phrase is derived from "break nuts together" which in itself is derived from "break bread together" in this case the nuts/ bread being broken are cashews.
" We can pop a squatty at the table and break nuts, or we can have an issue. It's issues or cashews. It's on you my wigga. That's on you."
"Please stop. Stop calling me that."

cashing in your chips 

to withdraw from any enterprise or venture that appears to be on a downturn, while you yourself still can keep any personal gains.
-from the poker (or similiar betting game involving playing cards) term, where one takes their remaining chips, representing the amount of money they have left, and trades them in for their value in cash.
"at the rate your shares in the company are going, as your financial advisor, I would seriously suggest you consider cashing in your chips. Sell them off while they are still worth something!"

Lead Cashier 

What you become when you make it in life. There is no higher status you can achieve on this planet. You will cement your place in history as a Shrine God. Kids in 2032 will be doing presentations on you in school. Congratulations 🎉.

When your future employers ask for your resume, just tell them you are (or once were) a lead cashier. If they question you, well, see below:
Employer: "Welcome to this interview! Could I please see your resume before we begin?"
Lead Cashier: "I got 2 words for you: Lead. Cashier."
Employer: "Excuse me? We can't continue this interview if I don't have your resume."
Lead Cashier: "Listen G, I could give you my play/pause/resume, none of that matters. I was lead cashier back in my day."
Employer: "I'm sorry, I don't think I can give you this job."

Lead Cashier: "BRO, do you not understand what I'm saying to you?! LEAD. CASHIER."
Employer: "I do understand, but you just don't seem like you have the qualifications for this job. Even I would do a better job as a 'Lead Cashier', whatever that means."
Lead Cashier: "Oh yeah? What's the code for celery root then?"
Employer: *busted* "You're hired!"
Lead Cashier by Lead Bud 123 June 5, 2021