Skip to main content

Cartmen Winstead 

An alternative South Park with Eric Cartmen (the fat one) being given the non stopping death sequences instead of Kenny McCormick (the broke kid (also loves NASCAR) ) Including the death that Carmon Winstead had when she was drowned in a river by highschoolers Eric Cartmen (the fat one if you haven’t been paying attention) receives this death on an unknown season and episode.
Hey you heard of Cartmen Winstead?

What? Who the fuck is Cartmen Winstead

Uh the fat kid who gets the death penalty in every episode of South Park

Isn’t that Kenny?

No you dumbfuck!
Cartmen Winstead mug front
Get the Cartmen Winstead mug.
See more merch

Carmen Winstead

hi my name is Carmen Winstead, im seventeen years old. Those mf girls pushed her in a sewer hole.
"heard of carmen winstead, AUGHHH

Carmen Winstead

Total bullshit that people actually believe
Man the Postafanaryism is just like Carmen Winstead
Carmen Winstead by The realist 22 February 4, 2009

Carmen Winstead

A young boy or ghost that is maybe true or maybe false no one knows he elegidly died from girls pushing him into a sewer and he died the giris said he fell

Carmen made a voice message that said this information if you recieve that voice message send it to 15 people and he will spare your life.

Believe it or not
Hey did u hear Carmen Winstead in that msg

Ye but it's bs

5 mins later

He dead
Carmen Winstead by xXRAGEXx June 26, 2020

carmen winsted 

ok, so these girls on myspace made up a story about a girl who got pushed in a sewer, and haunts people
but the story isnt true
in the story the girl who got pushed in the sewer by her high school class mates to embarras her during a fire drill is carmen winsted
dont be freaked out by this story because it isnt true, you can look it up on google, and it will say that it isnt true
girl: did you get that buletin on myspace about carmen winsted
boy: yeah, did you repost it?
girl: yeah i dont want her to kill me !! did you?
boy: i didnt, that stuff is just a load of shit, the urban dictionary says so !
carmen winsted by Briannabobana December 22, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026