Carrot man

A mysterious being that magically places carrot in your vomit before you see them doing it.

Holy shit theres carrot in my vomit! That darn carrot man must of put it there, I don't eat carrot!

GAH THE CARROT MAN RAVAGED MY VOMIT! NOW ITS LITTERED WITH CARROTS

by Mynameisbeingusedbysomeoneelse October 16, 2008

Carrot Man

A figment of your imagine even though its real

“Rin we just saw Carrot Man?”
“I fucking hate you”

by Regurk April 16, 2021

Carrot Man

Logan Doig

Carrot Man deserves the death penalty as he is a ranga.

by JoshuaHawkins September 2, 2024

Man Carrot

Noun.

Said to one who acts like a douchebag in a certain situation.

Synonym for "u dick"

"your hair looks ugly today"
"ugh you're such a MAN CARROT!"

by AshleeMalfoy October 23, 2011

carrotmaxx

A technique of losing facial fat and acne over a year, term is typically used by "looksmaxxing" and "dark triad" individuals.

"Should I carrotmaxx or bananamaxx? I can't decide.."
"negative canthal tilt, receding hairline, mouth breather, brittle hair, T50 eyed, prey eyed, upper eyelid exposure, meaty nose, you should just ropemaxx."

by marco_d4674 September 1, 2023

carrotmuncher

normally from bristol or somerset - cant talk properly normally ends a conversation with the term coolbeans

alright my lover av you seen my cider cool beans - fuck off you carrot muncher

says something you dont understand followed by coolbeans - oh your a carrotmuncher your cousin girlfirend sister is over there with your mum

by tonmawrtiki November 22, 2010

carrotman

is a gay giant carrot who wears tights.

Carrotman is gay and works at maccas.

by macca chick September 3, 2007