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A mysterious being that magically places carrot in your vomit before you see them doing it.
Holy shit theres carrot in my vomit! That darn carrot man must of put it there, I don't eat carrot!

GAH THE CARROT MAN RAVAGED MY VOMIT! NOW ITS LITTERED WITH CARROTS
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A man or woman who has gone through the process of Carroting and has thus grown a deep and bright internal character whilest blending with the shall normie grasses on the outside.
Dave may appear a total Normie but he is really a Carrotman,

Get to know my boy australigious and you'll see his edgy dankness dudes a proper Carrotman

Nah Sally's a right Carrotman don't buy that normie appearance

Julie shows herself a Carrotman when she's drunk
by MechanicalWordMachine June 05, 2018
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