Carpio 

The smallest little shit hole in North Dakota, 30miles away from real civilization, and dictated by farmers. The winter months are at a comfortable -10°F most days. The most unlikely place you'll ever go to and brag about it.

"Have you ever heard of a little place called Carpio?"

Carpio by FlippingReally February 15, 2015

Carpio 

Why you searching this carpio? its literally a car that goes pio

or some one whos GAY

Oh hey look a GAY
Thats just carpio

Carpio by SomeGuyMaybeLol May 31, 2020

Carpio 

She's a little fishy in the sea who's got a plan to see, always treasure her for you see if you can find her heart, you'll never regret it, for you see she's very sweet, cute, and bubbly.

If you find her try to be upfront and honest and if you make her your friend you'll never lose her.

Definitely a cutie always and sometimes a little shy.

Senora Carpio esta muy hermosa y la amo.

Carpio by rotaloiv June 14, 2019

del carpio 

1. A drink or concoction of unknown origin, usually just made up on the spot to confuse people.

2. An acutal libation made with cranberry juice, gin and triple sec. Named after its creator, Pedro Del Carpio

That fool Dan Najera just started tending bar over at the Ass Bandit, so me and a few friends went down there and ordered some Flaming Carrots and fizzy vulvas. You know, some Del Carpios just to mess with him.

del carpio by Rojer March 29, 2004

Grandma Caprio 

Artie Lang's now deceased grandmother. Often imitated by Howard Stern on his show.

Howard Stern: Oh, look Artie, we have Grandma Caprio on the phone...
(Howard doing Grandma Caprio in deep Italian accent): Oh, my-a Artie... You must-a get back-a with-a the Daner. She was-a the best-a thing-a that-a ever happened-a to you-a...

Grandma Caprio by TommyBizzle July 6, 2008

cardiovascular bronchitis 

The disease which inspired rapper Cardi B's name. She sounds so awful that it sounds like she has cardiovascular bronchitis

Joe: Man i've got this bad case of cardiovascular bronchitis.

Bob: Yeah you sound just like Cardi B

cardiovascular bronchitis by BernardosexyOHiggins69 May 14, 2018

carpin' all them diems 

The CHAD version of Carpe diem (seize the day).

Like YOLO, carpin' all those diems underscores the finite nature of life, the importance of taking risks and not placing unnecessary strain on your tiny brain.

In short: Don't think about it

"That's because losers look stuff up while the rest of us are carpin' all them diems." - Summer - Rick and Morty (2013) Season 3 episode 2 "Rickmancing the Stone"

carpin' all them diems by That one dude..!@gh December 3, 2017