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Carpet python 

Look, I’m not trying to yuck anyone’s yum here if you’re all wild about carpet pythons, I just wanna sit.
Carpet python by Skyfire1228 June 16, 2018
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carpet python 

1. an Australia breed of python native to the Queensland region having markings which resemble an Oriental carpet

2. The male member sliding into an unshaven vagina
1. I have a jungle carpet python in a 50 galon aquarium

2. Her pussy was really hairy, but I gave her the carpet python anyway
carpet python by djslut September 20, 2005

Carpet Python 

When a chick with a strap on fucks another girl in the vagina that is not been shaved in a month.
Her pussy was so hairy I just decided to Carpet Python her vag with my black strap on.
Carpet Python by 221342 January 20, 2019

banana carpet python 

Fake, photoshopped carpet python that never existed.
Check out my banana carpet python. Now buy some jaguars from me!!!!
banana carpet python by Jan Eric October 23, 2009
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