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carpet python 

1. an Australia breed of python native to the Queensland region having markings which resemble an Oriental carpet

2. The male member sliding into an unshaven vagina
1. I have a jungle carpet python in a 50 galon aquarium

2. Her pussy was really hairy, but I gave her the carpet python anyway
carpet python by djslut September 20, 2005

Carpet Python 

When a chick with a strap on fucks another girl in the vagina that is not been shaved in a month.
Her pussy was so hairy I just decided to Carpet Python her vag with my black strap on.
Carpet Python by 221342 January 20, 2019

banana carpet python 

Fake, photoshopped carpet python that never existed.
Check out my banana carpet python. Now buy some jaguars from me!!!!
banana carpet python by Jan Eric October 23, 2009
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026