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carpet python 

1. an Australia breed of python native to the Queensland region having markings which resemble an Oriental carpet

2. The male member sliding into an unshaven vagina
1. I have a jungle carpet python in a 50 galon aquarium

2. Her pussy was really hairy, but I gave her the carpet python anyway
carpet python by djslut September 20, 2005

Carpet Python 

When a chick with a strap on fucks another girl in the vagina that is not been shaved in a month.
Her pussy was so hairy I just decided to Carpet Python her vag with my black strap on.
Carpet Python by 221342 January 20, 2019

banana carpet python 

Fake, photoshopped carpet python that never existed.
Check out my banana carpet python. Now buy some jaguars from me!!!!
banana carpet python by Jan Eric October 23, 2009

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026