Being the female equivalent of a soy boy, a carpet fairy is an extremely feminine lesbian. Carpet fairies can usually be seen drinking a venti frappuccino and gossiping about the latest scandal denoted in the most recent Cosmopolitan article.
Tyler: "Did you see Carla? That outfit she's wearing makes her stand out more than a republican in downtown LA."
Chad: "Yeah, seriously. She's a real carpet fairy."
Chad: "Yeah, seriously. She's a real carpet fairy."
by Technium February 21, 2018
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the records actually never existed, but any written document on their lives are nowhere to be found but the bodies of these ambitious musicians, who were way ahead of their time, mysteriously disappeared after, supposedly, mumbling something about global warming and such...
were these ghosts of the future? was it Saddam Hussein in a rabbit suit playing the garbage cans? no one knows. we don't know. i don't know. no one knows. but they are the Carpet Fairies. The Carpet Fairies are out there somewhere.
And no, a Carpet Fairy is NOT a hip lesbian.
the records actually never existed, but any written document on their lives are nowhere to be found but the bodies of these ambitious musicians, who were way ahead of their time, mysteriously disappeared after, supposedly, mumbling something about global warming and such...
were these ghosts of the future? was it Saddam Hussein in a rabbit suit playing the garbage cans? no one knows. we don't know. i don't know. no one knows. but they are the Carpet Fairies. The Carpet Fairies are out there somewhere.
And no, a Carpet Fairy is NOT a hip lesbian.
by PeeSpawt October 13, 2009
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Person 1 : that's all I have left damn they really do need to start calling this shit more Im already down to just a gram I could have sworn I had like fucking at least 2 grams
Person 2: same here bro all my dope is gone I think I see a chunk under the corner of the rug right there that's probably mine from earlier
Person 1: get the fuck off my floor you fucking carpet fairy your always on all fours crawling around my floor for crying out loud your not digging though my garbage either
Person 2: same here bro all my dope is gone I think I see a chunk under the corner of the rug right there that's probably mine from earlier
Person 1: get the fuck off my floor you fucking carpet fairy your always on all fours crawling around my floor for crying out loud your not digging though my garbage either
by XyloZeem January 5, 2026
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