Definitions by XyloZeem
Hoed
Getting hoed means someone disrespects you and fucks you over completley in a way that wasnt even nessicaraly supposed to happen, to get hoed you either end up getting the shitty end of the deal when at first you thought everything was good untill you got home or back to the trap and u find out you got rerock, or you somehow in someway get set up for failure or you get left or stuck with nothing in someway and in order to get back or in order to get back to your norms its super fucking shitty either a looooong fucking ride a shitty fucking night or a super teadius nerve racking agravating day
Dreamer Boy
Is when someone is always reminiscing over either past experiences with a girl or thinking/ talking about girls he just was with or wants to date he's usually stuck in la la land anis always getting the shitty side of the bargain when it comes to Incounters with women he's always starting his conversations with " I wish that she would have....or I want to....or i should have..... or I miss.....or I wish I did.. or if only.... he has sex with a girl once and instantly getts emotionaly attached and has a hard time "letting go," and if he's not attached to some girl named Becky then he's talking about how he wishes he could see or be with or wishing things would have gone differently with tiffany Tammy or taylor and if not that then he's for sure fucking starstruck about some other girl he 2 pumped chumped in the bedroom with last night and now hes allegedly in love
Jimmy: fuck man!!! Teeka stood me up last night AGAIN!! This is like the fourth time I make a reservation for us and she fucking blows me off
Timmy : Okay there dreamer Boy hook up with an escort and fall in love with her again why dontch ya, Goof
Timmy : Okay there dreamer Boy hook up with an escort and fall in love with her again why dontch ya, Goof
Dreamer Boy by XyloZeem August 1, 2026
Brown nose
Someone who will always kiss ass and go out of his or her way for you however it's not just only you they will do it for anyone and whoever they make a Negotiation with they will go head over heels up and out of they're way for Tom dick and Harry they will suck up and be super extra to not just you making his ass kissing nothing to feel special about because they do it to lots of other people and they give the same queen or king like treatment to Joe blow and jack and Rick also then what they do after they bend over backwards for you they won't back the fuck off they are all up in your business being suuuuuper fucking weird begging to do this or do that they won't shut the fuck up they say super corny shit not as a joke they are like super flammer flower boy like behavior tryna get either a date your attention or just be all up in your shit they also do this to many people
Don: Jesus fucking Christ Ricky you seriously need to calm the fuck down and go to bed buddy you're being a fucking Brown nose good greef
Travis: ya man your fucked leave Becky alone stop brown nosing the shit outta her before we have to get involved and smack you into next week ya fucking freak you've been up that girls ass all damn day man
Timmy: dude she's been in the bathroom for an hour now man, like this is fucking stupid
Travis: ya man your fucked leave Becky alone stop brown nosing the shit outta her before we have to get involved and smack you into next week ya fucking freak you've been up that girls ass all damn day man
Timmy: dude she's been in the bathroom for an hour now man, like this is fucking stupid
Brown nose by XyloZeem July 29, 2026
The feild
1 of 2 ways to be described, 1 is a plane of existence where geometric and biotechnology no longer take place and hold any relevance just a deep void where only the most groomsmen and strongest survive once you enter the Feild you can't leave 2 is a technological Vass space of energy where electromagnetic and geomagnetic energy meet, in the metric realm things tend to happen depending on the static electricity or keniticelectric energy pazeoelectric energy doesn't occur here due to the fact of there isn't any of that inside of the metric realm so this isn't anything like our realm on earth
Show boater
Is a verb and it is typically when a male man has fallen victim to his ego taking control of his conscious mind witch ends up leading to a result of boasting about what hes got or what he is doing or what he is about to do he's explaing a story to his friends and he's just high strung big huncho king shit arrogant attitude of selfish delusional confidence showing off his fake white and gold Louis Vuitton belt that was discontinued about a decade ago but still copped a fake one off grailed that he thought was real and he thinks he's cool shit or thinks he's balling now so he goes to Becky's baby shower to show off his new 3rd party lealther belt and is the center of attention acting asif he's the coolest and his outfit is the most balling at the party and ends up getting stripped to his underwear and gets the shit beating the fuck outta him and barley makes it home the next morning
Reilly- why didn't you join in when we beat the brakes off samieul last night, kids a fucking joke
Greg - I was tryna get his sister to come back to my place for the weekend I'm home alone, after seen him being a fucking show boater I couldn't even fathom him anymore, was hurting my brain dude I took a fucking aspirin FFS
Greg - I was tryna get his sister to come back to my place for the weekend I'm home alone, after seen him being a fucking show boater I couldn't even fathom him anymore, was hurting my brain dude I took a fucking aspirin FFS
Show boater by XyloZeem January 21, 2026
Don
Someone who is trill and hits licks and slides successfuly hes lit to the max usually all his dawgs and people who's around bring something to the table with him hes respected everywhere he goes and the girls don't have anything bad to say about him he gets lots of pussy and Don is someone who invents creates and gets money not only has he came from nothing and stood on business once he earned his stripes in the streets he is certified mad bonified in the hood his name is solid to be a Don you must have had to have Don did it all and then some being a Don means your trill and you're turnt up to the max might as well be lit off a Addy and you have a rock bitch by you're side the girl you are with is a rider and she's rock solid bad ASF and has stayed by you're side while earning the stripes in the streets you have Dons are rare and the only hope of becoming one is getting respected and lit young people fuck with you early and then you work you're way up to becoming a Don the trillest young man fucka around
Turkey licker
Someone who always has his tounge up his girlfriends ass in other words someone who's always getting the shitty end of the deal quite literally
Fredrick is such a fucking Turkey licker he's always begging Becky to sit on his face after she rinses him for crying out loud buddies a write off
Turkey licker by XyloZeem January 17, 2026