XyloZeem's definitions

Turkey chaser

A honry femboy male man who tends to only get into a relationships with pregnant women but the relations go nowhere so he continues to date women who currently have a turkey in the oven

Eric - lol did you hear about ricky hes dating fucking becky bitch from joli bees now Ha! Unreal
Nick - hahah ya his sister told me isnt that bitch due to fucking burst anyday now?

Eric - i cant even stand him for longer then 5 mins hes such a fucking turkey chaser, makes me sick

by XyloZeem December 15, 2025

Poopy Lip

When a full grown male is a cry baby wimpy little bitch always complaining on why he always gets cheated on every girlfriend he obtains consistently all end up cheating on him with some bloater from the bus station

Person 1 : fuck man me and tammy broke up she cheated on me with some guy namew billy she didnt come home she stayed on the bus and went with some dude
Person 2 : come with me ill take u to the brass rail and buy you a lap dance winter works tonight and i swear to god wipe that poopy lip the fuck off your face before i smack it off mother fucker im sick of your shif

by XyloZeem December 15, 2025

Carpet fairy

someone who smokes crack and is 1 always on the carpet looking for their crack toke they lost 2 they are always on the carpet looking for a crack toke they didn't just drop but still are looking anyways even though there's no dope on the floor 3 they are pretending to be looking for their toke they claimed to have just lost but never did they are really just looking all over the carpet for other dope that may be on the carpet at whosever place they are at 4 they are looking for other peoples dope on the floor 5 they have stolen dope off whomever they are hanging out with from there place and they plant it or throw it on the floor then pretend to be either looking for their own toke or helping the other person find dope for them and then claiming it was there's they just dropped it 6 they some how always seem to find dope on your floor claiming to have either lost it the other day or just dropped it or like they find someone else's toke that came over and left and they found a chunk of crack they left behind even though you swept your floor they mysteriously a little too much always find or claim to have found magicaly Make a peice of crack appear out of no where

Person 1 : that's all I have left damn they really do need to start calling this shit more Im already down to just a gram I could have sworn I had like fucking at least 2 grams

Person 2: same here bro all my dope is gone I think I see a chunk under the corner of the rug right there that's probably mine from earlier

Person 1: get the fuck off my floor you fucking carpet fairy your always on all fours crawling around my floor for crying out loud your not digging though my garbage either

by XyloZeem January 5, 2026

Dick rider

Someone who stalks the fuck out of someone's life, they constantly talk about them creep on them, watch everything they do, they practically know everything they do, they listen in on them 24 fucking 7 they literally never leave them alone always either tryna create some fuckery or whatever crap they be on when they should be focusing on their own life

Brock: yo the I was walking home last night and I swear I seen someone in the far distance like lurking on me lol I swear I'm not tweaking

Nick: are you sure? haha you know what it was probably Becky she's such a dick rider plus she doesn't stop talking about you don't tell her I said anything

Brock: okay I wont

by XyloZeem January 5, 2026

Slide

The act of going to rob someone or some place or something usually in a whip and your sliding around the corner to either get away or pull up on, this is done usually with 3 - 5 people and also can be done alone

Person 1: it's 7:30 we Finna slide you tryna come through my G?

Person 2: yessir!

by XyloZeem January 5, 2026

Gutter bug

One who is always down bad either no money nothing to show nothing to do nowhere to go doesnt really own anything at all doesn't have good people around him doesn't have any girls in his life at all hasn't had sex in 2 years and is always in the rutts either doing dope or looking for tokes off the ground or just slugging around

Person 1: k Ricky you fucking greasey little fucking gutter bug your not going back to Becky's I don't care how badly you wanna have sex your not going man!!!!
Person 2: it's almost been 2 fucking years man I'm sick of this shit I need to go even if i 2 pump chump it idc I gotta go

by XyloZeem January 5, 2026

Vanilla

someone (usually a women) who is hella boring in and out of the bedroom they have a super virgin goodey two shoe type of vibe they remind you of rye bread, they don't put out they don't flirt their virgin ears usually don't like to hear what is being said they don't ride they don't suck dick and of you do end up sleeping with them they just star fish they never have had a 3 sum and they are lame ASF to be around and kill the vibe most of the time they are a fucking drag no one fucks with anyone who is vanilla, it's usually a faze something you grow out of

Tammy: hell nah are you fucking kidding me why tf would I wanna back to Becky's that bitch is s bird and all her friends are slutty, I'm tired I wanna go to bed

Brock: holy fuck you know what I'm tired of this go pop your cherry and then come talk to us you're hella vanilla the only thing you know how to suck is the fun out of the party bitch bye Felisha!!!
Trish: no doubt we will see you when you aren't on you're Virgin Mary shit

by XyloZeem January 17, 2026