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carpet stain

Um.... it’s when you spill something on your carpet and can’t come out...
Mum: Damn, I just spilled my noodles!
Me: WE’LL NOW YOU’VE MADE A FUCKING CARPET STAIN...
by Brookeisdumb November 6, 2018
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weird_carpet_stain

The coolest and cutest person ever. The person who when you first see you never wanna look away from them. The funniest person who can actually take a joke and doesnt be a party pooper. The nicest person who always backs you up when they see you getting bullied and being put down. The kind of person who always wants to be your friend no matter what species or race or gender you arr because this person loves everyone and everything.
Person 1: Omg is that weird_carpet_stain?
Person 2: Yes it is omg. They are the coolest and nicest person you will ever meet.
by krystalnotfound June 30, 2021
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weird_carpet_stain

A trans idiot who is one of my best friends and has over 1000 followers on tiktok
Oh yeah! I know weird_carpet_stain! They’re one of my best friends!
by Reddie is musty June 30, 2021
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Oroville Carpet Stain

The Oroville Carpet Stain is where you blow a load in a girls hair and proceed to give her a nuggie, rubbing in the load.
After coitus, she begged for the Oroville Carpet Stain.
by Filippemo Kid December 10, 2016
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weird_carpet_stain

dude weird_carpet_stain is so cool!
by bunnyboy53 July 1, 2021
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Stain the carpet

When you pull out and cum in the girls pubic hair
Some people like to cum on the tits, but I like to stain the carpet
by BC5 January 25, 2009
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Carpet Stainer

When you pull-out and go to cum on a girl's belly, but your dick is too short and you end up cuming on her carpet (pubes), and she can't wash it out.
Benny is such a carpet stainer... you should've seen kitty rinsing and repeating her pubes.
by UNAMVU April 26, 2011
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