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Carly Jo Montgomery 

Holy shit, it's Carly Jo Montgomery, I just creamed in my pants!

carla jo 

The perfect woman. She's brilliant in the boardroom while making porn stars look incompetent in the bedroom.

A body built for sin and a love for raw sex.

Usually redheaded
That girl is totally a Carla Jo!!
carla jo by Bestinclassnocompetition November 10, 2017
The most handsome and sexy guy to ever do it. He also has a very big dick.
Juan ”Isn’t that Carl-Jo?”
John: “Yep, definitely is!”
Carl-Jo by The greatest ever June 19, 2021

Carl Johnson 

A fool that picked the wrong house.
All Carl Johnson had to do, was follow the damn train.
Carl Johnson by figgernaggot101 April 2, 2019

Carl Johnson 

A motherfucking piece of shit gang-banging cock sucker
Officer Tenpenny describes Carl Johnson as a mother fucking piece of shit gang banging cock sucker
Conversation:
Carl: Uh- Sweet!
*Distracts officer Tenpenny*

*Missed shot at Carl*
Tenpenny:It ain’t over Carl! It ain’t over!
Tenpenny: Carl you motherfucking piece of shit gang banging cock sucker!
*Shoots generators to make building explode*
Carl Johnson by Frank_Tenpenny July 20, 2019

carl johan 

Carl Johan is a name used on people, that has a big dick
Look at that guy, he is a Carl Johan
carl johan by Geparden May 13, 2016
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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