Carlos is a girl that you just can’t wrap your head around. She will always be a thot but no one can understand that as much at her hairless cat that attacks everyone he meets. For some reason the cat likes Carlos maybe because secretly Carlos is the devil. Carlos loves to eat trash out of her boyfriends trash cans and that’s how all of her boyfriends break up with her. Her last boyfriend (a literal stick) threw up in her trash and she ate it. If you are looking for a girl like that go to the dump and bring her some fruit roll up wrappers because those are her favorite. She only has 2 friends and only keeps them because she blackmails them because they are both wanted criminals.
“I think I have a raccoon in my trash
“No it’s Carlos Bandage, I saw she was in the neighborhood.”
by kallyirwin May 21, 2020
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