Carleton University 

The best fucken school in Ontario;
Best Politics program in Canada,

and in the most amaizing city in the WORLD!


Also: Rival school = U of Ottawa.

Carleton University chant:

There's a hole in the city, and its name is Ottawa U // And if you're dull and boring, then it's the place for you // And if you're into concrete, and ugly buildings too // Then welcome to Ottawa U

2-3-4

Fuck you, Ottawa U! // Fuck you, Ottawa U! // En francais, c'est fuckez vous! // Ottawa U // So fuck you, Ottawa U!

Carleton University by Ravens! March 4, 2009

Carleton University 

Once rated one as of the worst Universities in Canada, this sad excuse for a university mostly caters to the non bilingual population of Ottawa. It has also been known as "Last Chance U", due to its very low entrance requirements.This means all the students that Ottawa U rejects upon application, would probably get accepted at Carleton. Most Carleton students hate the fact that Ottawa U is an official bilingual university and that most of their staff will address students in French before switching to English.

The only redeeming feature Carleton has to offer is their Journalism program. Unfortunately this is becoming a useless discipline because the standards of journalistic writing and integrity have significantly dropped in recent years, meaning any uneducated bozo can become a "journalist".

Carleton students constantly bad mouth the University of Ottawa because they have an inferiority complex, they even made a silly chant about how much they hate their rival University.

As one could see from the lack of criticisms for Carleton on urban dictionary, most U of O students could care less about the rivalry. They know Carleton has a terrible reputation and no matter what improvements Carleton has made over the years this reputation will linger for years to come.

Prospective student: Hey dad I'm think of going to Carleton University instead of U Of O.

Dad: If you think I am going to help you pay to go to last chance U, you can forget it.

Carleton University by nicky3eyes December 5, 2012

university of ottawa vs. carleton rival chants 

Being located in the same city, it is natural that the University of Ottawa and Carleton have become rival schools. Here are examples of chants heard on the University of Ottawa campus during frosh week (also known as 101 week):

university of ottawa vs. carleton rival chants:
If I had the wings of a sparrow,
If I had the wings of a crow,
I'd fly over Carleton tomorrow,
and shit on those bastards below, below!
shit on, shit on, shit on those bastards below, below
shit on, shit on, shit on those bastards below

or

I'm an asshole,
I'm an asshole,
I'm an asshole through and through,
but i'd rather be an asshole than to go to Carleton U

university of ottawa vs. carleton rival chants by The First GG October 17, 2012

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012