Carkinson's Disease 

The intense shaking qualities of a beaten-up or old car while the engine is running.

I can't read this guy's license plate because its too shaky, that thing's got Carkinson's Disease!

Carkinson's Disease by Nappinappi November 18, 2010

Parkinson's disease 

A progressive neurodegenerative disease that causes tremors, stiffness, and rigidity in the muscles. There is no known cause or cure. Mohammad Ali and Michael J Fox both suffer from early onset Parkinson's disease. Early onset parkinsons often ends in a wheel chair with the ability to only move their eyes.

My father was diagnosed with Parkinson's disease.

Parkinson's disease by Educatedperson October 12, 2014

harkinson’s disease

Rare autoimmune disease believed to have

Symptoms :A general state of Disheveledness

Treatment: A haircut and well ironed uniform

Is billy okay? He looks like he may have caught the Harkinson’s disease?

harkinson’s disease by Sfd1512 April 13, 2018

Linkin Parkinson's Disease 

A condition in which one suffers from overwhelming body spasms, the constant metamorphosis of hair on ones head, tourettes-like yelling and random changing of your vocal characteristics

Billy: did you see Tom at the ITunes festival yesterday? He looked crazy, what was wrong with him?

Jake: he was suffering from an insane case of Linkin Parkinson's Disease.

Linkin Parkinson's Disease by Theshadowoftheday August 21, 2011

Larkinson's Disease 

Someone who has Larkinson's Disease is a compulsive talker, and has trouble staying quiet. Also, less often, someone who asks too many questions related to drugs.

John: "MAN, Joe just won't SHUT UP!"
Bob: "Yeah, I'm afraid he has Larkinson's Disease."

Larkinson's Disease by L.E. Lykes Kok April 14, 2006

parkinson's disease 

The habit of stabing people.

Look at all the people you've stabbed, you've got parkinsons disease

parkinson's disease by NiggaNig October 27, 2003