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Carbondale Cougar 

A 30+ year old female of the Carbondale Area noted for overly tanned skin, whose recently crumbled long-term relationship has caused extreme whorish behavior, including banging their employees, getting people they have banged jobs with them, and generally acting like a typical bar fly slut. They also have an insatiable craving for Carbondale Clam Chowder.
Watercooler discussion at work:

Dude 1: "Yo, did you see how slutty Sally's dressed today?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, I mean, what the fuck is her deal anymore? She totally went fuck-crazy after she got power-dumped by that crack dealer she was shacked up with."
Dude 1: "Oh hell yeah. I'm gonna take her out for a drink after work. I'm gonna give that Carbondale Cougar the old Scranton Snowplow."
Carbondale Cougar by Ass Reaper January 9, 2009

Well That’s Carbondale

Well That’s Carbondale is an entertainment and media brand based on college culture, nightlife, news and entertainment in Carbondale, Illinois - the home of SIU (Southern Illinois University) #wellthatscdale
Y’all seen that post on Well That’s Carbondale? That’s crazy!
Any vato your close to. Could be a brother, cousin, homie, uncle, anybody. For a female, its Carnala. Literally translate to "Brother"
Chuey: Were you from buster!
Manny: CV118 Pocos Pero Locos!
Casper: Its cool Chuey, he's mi carnale.
Carnale by 1Casper3 January 25, 2009

Carnales 

Carnal= homie
CarnalES = multiple homies.
That chula banged all of the carnales.
Carnales by Kuzko November 25, 2004

Carnivale 

HBO drama set during the Great Depression which follows a travelling carnival throughout the southwestern US. Also focuses on a demonic preacher in California. with whom one carnie will eventually meet in the final battle of good v. evil. Five-stars for intelligent storyline, cinematography and creepitude.
I watch Carnivale every week because I'm ever so special.
Carnivale by CPatch January 31, 2005

Carbondale Coyote 

Used to describe any female who desires anal intercourse during, or immediately following the performance of a live folk band.
She just turned into a Carbondale Coyote while The String Cheese Band was playing... She wanted it hard.