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American carnage 

A post-truth term intended to scare impressionable adults and small children who are not in possession of the facts.
Go to bed children, or the President won't be able to protect you from the American carnage.
American carnage by CNY liberal January 20, 2017

Carcalepsy

The act of falling asleep, usually within minutes and in the passenger or backseat, during a car trip. It is especially prevalent among those promising to navigate.
Mom gets carcalepsy on the way home from Grandma's every Sunday, but she always wakes up when we try to change the radio station.
Carcalepsy by amsterdandi October 25, 2008

Epping carnage poo 

The official name for the London party borough of Epping, so named because the nightlife there is so wild that even the most reluctant of participants will inevitably lose their shit as the night progresses
'Jesus Christ almighty, what the fuck happened last night? Looks like the Epping carnage poo struck again because I've not only got memory loss but I also appear to have shat the bed. I say shat but it could be Nutella. (sniffs brown stain in question). Nope, it's definitely shit.'
Adjective used as vocative to denote affection, either real of fake. Abbreviation of "primo carnal" which is first cousin in Spanish, to denote that you consider the other person as part of your close family.
YOU: ¿Quiubo, carnal?

YOUR BUDDY: Aquí no más, esperando a mi morra.
carnal by TOTESDUMPKFE May 12, 2021

The Carnal Lie

When a woman you've picked up at a bar (or elsewhere)or at the end of a first date has sex with you and tells you "I never do this," when you are just pretty damn sure she's full of shit.
Nicole took me back to her trailer, got undressed, and commenced telling me the carnal lie. At the time, I really didn't mind.

Just Carnage 

World renowned streamer currently in sick kids battling pneumonia and obesity. He is the next successor to the dictator of DPRK Kim Jong Un.

Other alias: LTK Cxrnage, Chemical Games, Ttv.JustCarnage_, Chinkfred and Monfre.
His current fans are know as the carnagers. He is married to his partner for life Jerry.
He enjoys Johnny Test porn and teen titans porn, specifically with his younger brother Steven.
He holds the record for largest KFC order, tylenol consumption with side of cheetos.
He is battling many metal abilities including Autism, ADD, Down syndrome. He is also a devout Christian and is currently one of the richest men in the world and resorts to only using PayPal.
Largest cumload belongs to CxRaNgE twice the size of s blue wale (about 7 ml).
He also holds the current record for the largest breasts know to mankind;102ZZZ.
Omg ur such a Just Carnage
Just Carnage by Nuterd wale January 14, 2019
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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