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Carfiggle 

The sudden urge to destroy everything in sight with your penis.
I'm bout to carfiggle this bitch up in here so much, when i'm done with her, old man jenkins could walk through her pancake house swingin his cane all around and still not touch the sides.
Carfiggle by DarrellJenkins May 25, 2008
A female of the homosapiens who is only dating the male counterpart for frequent pick-up's and conveniences offered by the male who is a car owner.

Prounounced "Car-dig-ger"
Mike - My girlfriend broke up with me.
Jim - I always told you bro, when you get convicted for impaired driving and lose your license, you will lose your girl. That bitch has been a 'cardigger' her whole life.
Cardigger by ArsenicDaRapper September 2, 2009

Chriggle stick

The "stick" used by "Chrig my Nig" to do work on the ladies
Erks mom: last night the chriggle stick put my pussy in a coma..... But i want some more!!
Chriggle stick by beer-a-holic April 9, 2008
Noun. A criggle is when one both laughs and crys at the same time.
I had such an emotionaly draining day that on the way home, I begin to get the criggles.
criggle by Karl Cuff March 1, 2008

Crigglet 

Half nigger half cracker baby.
Kid:mom why is that baby so light skinned for a black baby
Mom:because he's a crigglet baby.
Crigglet by Buggster 200 September 4, 2016

Carniggerous 

1) of or pertaining to the bloodlust of niggers
2) "carnivorous" applied to a nigger (that is, he wants to hunt yo' ass)
1) "Dayum, I want me some cracka ass so bad, I be carniggerous!"
2) "That mufuckin' pig gon' get carniggerized!"
3) Sir Thomas Haversham-Cockshafter to Sir Johnathan Cabbage-ass: "My lord, I have news of a new word--'carniggerous'!"
Carniggerous by Greg November 30, 2003
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"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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