Carfiggle

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The sudden urge to destroy everything in sight with your penis.

I'm bout to carfiggle this bitch up in here so much, when i'm done with her, old man jenkins could walk through her pancake house swingin his cane all around and still not touch the sides.

Carfiggle by DarrellJenkins May 24, 2008

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Carfiggle

The sudden urge to destroy everything in sight with your penis.

I'm bout to carfiggle this bitch up in here so much, when i'm done with her, old man jenkins could walk through her pancake house swingin his cane all around and still not touch the sides.

Carfiggle by DarrellJenkins May 25, 2008

Related Words

Carfiggle • criggle • Carniggerous • Cardigger • Cafigger • Caiggle • carnigger • Casniggler • Chriggle stick • Configgle-faggle

Cardigger

A female of the homosapiens who is only dating the male counterpart for frequent pick-up's and conveniences offered by the male who is a car owner.

Prounounced "Car-dig-ger"

Mike - My girlfriend broke up with me.
Jim - I always told you bro, when you get convicted for impaired driving and lose your license, you will lose your girl. That bitch has been a 'cardigger' her whole life.

Cardigger by ArsenicDaRapper September 2, 2009

Chriggle stick

The "stick" used by "Chrig my Nig" to do work on the ladies

Erks mom: last night the chriggle stick put my pussy in a coma..... But i want some more!!

Chriggle stick by beer-a-holic April 9, 2008

criggle

Noun. A criggle is when one both laughs and crys at the same time.

I had such an emotionaly draining day that on the way home, I begin to get the criggles.

criggle by Karl Cuff March 1, 2008

Crigglet

Half nigger half cracker baby.

Kid:mom why is that baby so light skinned for a black baby
Mom:because he's a crigglet baby.

Crigglet by Buggster 200 September 4, 2016

Carniggerous

1) of or pertaining to the bloodlust of niggers
2) "carnivorous" applied to a nigger (that is, he wants to hunt yo' ass)

1) "Dayum, I want me some cracka ass so bad, I be carniggerous!"
2) "That mufuckin' pig gon' get carniggerized!"
3) Sir Thomas Haversham-Cockshafter to Sir Johnathan Cabbage-ass: "My lord, I have news of a new word--'carniggerous'!"

Carniggerous by Greg November 30, 2003

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026