The name of a really talented, handsome, and fantastic individual. Commonly mistaken for, but not limited to: God, Jesus Christ, The president, or King Erk III. Also known as the king of the watering hole, the head honcho, the big cheese, or the boss.
James: Wow! I saw Erk at the store and i was lucky enough to get his autograph!
Derek: No way! Your so lucky!
by Mynamesnotrick6000 July 19, 2010
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a term used in conversation when halting anothers speech when the other says something absurd, or something that you dont like
"I looked soo hot on friday night"
"Erks! no you didnt"
by Feven June 15, 2008
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to bother; get on ones nerve; to aggrevate.
You need to stop ERKing me.
That song erks me.
by Naz/Cris January 28, 2009
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The screech of automobile tires as they round corners or in fast stops or extreme starts. Often drawn out for a second or two.
#1: 5-4-3-2-1 Erk! Roar! Top time? 10.035 seconds!
#2: "You're going to fast! Watch out for this curve....erk! Phew! That was close."
#3: "What is that!" erk! Thump thump......
by theErk January 04, 2013
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"erk" is the phonetic pronunciation of the abbreviation "IRC", which stands for Internet Relay Chat. It can also be used as a verb, meaning to chat over IRC.
John: Wanna chat on erk?
Sally: Sure!

John: Wanna erk?
Sally: mmk.
by Michael von Preußen October 20, 2011
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