Referring to waking up in a bathtub and realizing your heart has been stolen. However the bathtub is filled with actual candy hearts with messages written on them instead of ice. Leading one to believe your heart actually multiplied and became the Candy Hearts.
Well fucksticks, they took my heart! Well at least I have all these Candy Hearts with messages written on them. I hope I don't have Cardiolisis.
ADJ (car·dee·oh·key) - Originating as a noun, Cardiokie is used as an adjective to describe anything that is unappealing. Synonyms include: lame, stupid, gay, retarded, idiotic, and weak.
- Dude, that CD was so fucking cardiokie.
- Man, cigarette prices in New York are totally cardiokie.
- Kevin tried to get that girl's number at the bar, but he wound up being totally cardiokie.