Definitions by SomeDumbBrit9000
Faragism
Accepting ridiculous amounts of money from foreign investors and claiming to be "anti-establishment", and then scapegoating a random ethnic minority to farm supporters.
1: Yeah man, I just got off the phone with a Mr. Harborne, and I'm getting 5 million quid.
2: Wow really?! What do you have to do?
1: I've got to say horrid things about the EU/ Romanians and Bulgarians/ Muslims/ Syrians/ the small boats/ Remainers/ foreign nationals.
2: That sounds a bit like Faragism to me, mate.
2: Wow really?! What do you have to do?
1: I've got to say horrid things about the EU/ Romanians and Bulgarians/ Muslims/ Syrians/ the small boats/ Remainers/ foreign nationals.
2: That sounds a bit like Faragism to me, mate.
Faragism by SomeDumbBrit9000 August 26, 2026
Bastardian
A person who has 0 texting skill, and so their texts look like they were bastardized, or really fucking high.
Bastardian by SomeDumbBrit9000 January 3, 2024
Cartmanist
1. Shut up, you fucking nonce.
2. Oh, yeah? You're a Cartmanist! Need some jelly in your belly you fat FUCK?!
2. Oh, yeah? You're a Cartmanist! Need some jelly in your belly you fat FUCK?!
Cartmanist by SomeDumbBrit9000 January 3, 2024
Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia
1:Hey, Doc.
2:What ails you, son?
1:I fear long words.
2:Oh, you have HIPPOPOTOMONSTROSESQUIPEDALIOPHOBIA, but there is a simple fix, we ADMINISTER the VACCINATION into your ATRIOVENTRICULAR VALVE, where it-
1:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHH!!!!!!!!!!!
2:What ails you, son?
1:I fear long words.
2:Oh, you have HIPPOPOTOMONSTROSESQUIPEDALIOPHOBIA, but there is a simple fix, we ADMINISTER the VACCINATION into your ATRIOVENTRICULAR VALVE, where it-
1:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia by SomeDumbBrit9000 January 3, 2024
Year System
Year System by SomeDumbBrit9000 January 3, 2024
Tea-Water
Insult to Red Coats. British equivalent to 'jerk-water'. Reminds the Britwanks that they lost their tea to the Boston Tea Party.
1 is British, 2 is American
1: Shut up, we owned you for 300 years!
2: Your mouth is full of tea-I mean shit, so shut up you Tea-Water Red Coat.
1: Shut up, we owned you for 300 years!
2: Your mouth is full of tea-I mean shit, so shut up you Tea-Water Red Coat.
Tea-Water by SomeDumbBrit9000 January 3, 2024
British Insult
1: Shut your gob, 'fore I give you a British Insult!
2: Nuh-uh
1: *Heavy British Accent* Fuck off, ya pissy bastard.
2: Nuh-uh
1: *Heavy British Accent* Fuck off, ya pissy bastard.
British Insult by SomeDumbBrit9000 January 3, 2024