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Definitions by SomeDumbBrit9000

Accepting ridiculous amounts of money from foreign investors and claiming to be "anti-establishment", and then scapegoating a random ethnic minority to farm supporters.
1: Yeah man, I just got off the phone with a Mr. Harborne, and I'm getting 5 million quid.
2: Wow really?! What do you have to do?
1: I've got to say horrid things about the EU/ Romanians and Bulgarians/ Muslims/ Syrians/ the small boats/ Remainers/ foreign nationals.
2: That sounds a bit like Faragism to me, mate.
Faragism by SomeDumbBrit9000 August 26, 2026

Bastardian 

A person who has 0 texting skill, and so their texts look like they were bastardized, or really fucking high.
1: hEO mu hjy, csn tuo frick ne uppp?/
2:Who are you, a Bastardian? Sober up, you drunk!
Bastardian by SomeDumbBrit9000 January 3, 2024

Cartmanist 

A fat fuck who is really mean to everyone, especially Jews.
1. Shut up, you fucking nonce.
2. Oh, yeah? You're a Cartmanist! Need some jelly in your belly you fat FUCK?!
Cartmanist by SomeDumbBrit9000 January 3, 2024

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia 

The fear of long words.

Those sick science fucks...
1:Hey, Doc.
2:What ails you, son?
1:I fear long words.
2:Oh, you have HIPPOPOTOMONSTROSESQUIPEDALIOPHOBIA, but there is a simple fix, we ADMINISTER the VACCINATION into your ATRIOVENTRICULAR VALVE, where it-
1:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Year System 

Like the American Grade System, except no Kindergarten, and its off by a year.
1: The Year System can kiss my ass!
Year System by SomeDumbBrit9000 January 3, 2024

Tea-Water 

Insult to Red Coats. British equivalent to 'jerk-water'. Reminds the Britwanks that they lost their tea to the Boston Tea Party.
1 is British, 2 is American
1: Shut up, we owned you for 300 years!
2: Your mouth is full of tea-I mean shit, so shut up you Tea-Water Red Coat.
Tea-Water by SomeDumbBrit9000 January 3, 2024

British Insult 

A demeaning, cuss-filled insult said very Britishly.
1: Shut your gob, 'fore I give you a British Insult!
2: Nuh-uh
1: *Heavy British Accent* Fuck off, ya pissy bastard.
British Insult by SomeDumbBrit9000 January 3, 2024