Definitions by SomeDumbBrit9000

Bastardian 

A person who has 0 texting skill, and so their texts look like they were bastardized, or really fucking high.

1: hEO mu hjy, csn tuo frick ne uppp?/
2:Who are you, a Bastardian? Sober up, you drunk!

Bastardian by SomeDumbBrit9000 January 3, 2024

Cartmanist 

A fat fuck who is really mean to everyone, especially Jews.

1. Shut up, you fucking nonce.
2. Oh, yeah? You're a Cartmanist! Need some jelly in your belly you fat FUCK?!

Cartmanist by SomeDumbBrit9000 January 3, 2024

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia 

The fear of long words.

Those sick science fucks...

1:Hey, Doc.
2:What ails you, son?
1:I fear long words.
2:Oh, you have HIPPOPOTOMONSTROSESQUIPEDALIOPHOBIA, but there is a simple fix, we ADMINISTER the VACCINATION into your ATRIOVENTRICULAR VALVE, where it-
1:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia by SomeDumbBrit9000 January 3, 2024

Year System 

Like the American Grade System, except no Kindergarten, and its off by a year.

1: The Year System can kiss my ass!

Year System by SomeDumbBrit9000 January 3, 2024

Tea-Water 

Insult to Red Coats. British equivalent to 'jerk-water'. Reminds the Britwanks that they lost their tea to the Boston Tea Party.

1 is British, 2 is American
1: Shut up, we owned you for 300 years!
2: Your mouth is full of tea-I mean shit, so shut up you Tea-Water Red Coat.

Tea-Water by SomeDumbBrit9000 January 3, 2024

British Insult 

A demeaning, cuss-filled insult said very Britishly.

1: Shut your gob, 'fore I give you a British Insult!
2: Nuh-uh
1: *Heavy British Accent* Fuck off, ya pissy bastard.

British Insult by SomeDumbBrit9000 January 3, 2024