Captify 

Commands your full attention.

A Redneck hybrid of Captivate and Occupy.

I was watching the Olympics but they just did not captify me, I wished there was something better to watch.

Captify by stagnate March 17, 2010

Catify 

Verb. To increase the amount of cat-related paraphernalia.

Dude, I need to catify my phone with these cat stickers.

Catify by catzlvr123 December 26, 2010

capify 

its a word that implies that it is not real. It is not true and its fake news. Sort of like "cap" but with other intentions.

dude stop lying, that's capify.

capify by sheesh001 July 6, 2021

caitifys 

ISTG THEY ARE THE BEST TIKTOKER FRFR
THEY ARE SO FUNNY AND I SWEAR AHHHH
caitifys > caitihands LMAOOOIO

do you know who caitifys is?
no
YOU DONT? THEY LITERALLY ARE CLOSE TO 2,000

OH REALLY LEMME FOLLOW THEM

caitifys by epik person cuz slay April 1, 2022

Catify 

To turn a meme image into a cat

Don't catify me

Catify by Williamrulezzz August 8, 2022

Catify 

Catify is a word you can use when you want to add a cute cat face (or a weird face) to a thing, person, or animal (anything), or when you’d think it’ll look good/bad being catifyed.

Oh that rock is nice I should catify it *draws cat face*
Imagine if it was catifyed lolo

Catify by KlaudiaXadia July 14, 2025

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005