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Captain Caveman's Club 

A thick dry stool with a enlarging circumference that becomes increasingly painful to pass.
It resembles captain caveman's club in both shape and size.
Bob: "Why are you crying?"
Jill: "I just dropped Captain Caveman's Club in the toilet."

Captain Caveman's Nose 

Slang for the clitoris.
Ooh, captain caveman's nose has just smelt something

captain caveman 

Captain Caveman, possibly the most hairy catoon character ever & hails from Wacky Races, where he raced a similar model car to that of Fred Flinstone. Knon for his prowess with a finely fashioned club and his infatuation with Penelope Pitstop.
Captain Caveman really doesn't like Dick Dastardly
captain caveman by Rez August 29, 2003

Captain Caveman 

The impulsive act of smashing a dear item, then regretting same act less than a second later.
"I can not believe I just Captain Cavemaned my computer"


Captain Caveman by MDMF March 28, 2009
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026