Capsolutely 

Capsolutely (adjective): A blend of "cap" and "absolutely," used to emphasize complete dishonesty or exaggeration, often in response to an unbelievable or false claim.

"That story you're telling is capsolutely false—there's no truth to it!"

Capsolutely by DoowMatt December 21, 2024

Capsolutly 

Opposite of Absolutely, Capsolutly
Cap+Absolutely= Capsolutly

I just ran 3000 miles

A: „That is Capsolutly true“
B: „I know, right!“

Capsolutly by midilol April 21, 2021

Crabsolutely

When you absolutely have crabs.

Karen: Um...Jim...Do you have crabs?
Jim: Crabsolutely!

Crabsolutely by SmilesMcGee January 31, 2009

Yapsolutely 

A combination of the answer's "Yep" and "Absolutely". Created by the late Brandon Bruch this is a word that is applicable in many forms of conversation but typically avoided because of awkward pressure it seems to bring on.

Jim: I was thinking about going to Malibu later for dinner, you wanna come?

Chris: Yapsolutely!

Jim: *Briefly stares and turns to walk away*

Yapsolutely by JaimeHallows November 12, 2016

Crapsolutely perfect 

Sarcastic expression used when a situation turns out exactly wrong or in the most inconvenient, frustrating, or disastrous way possible.

This concert was so bad, it was crapsolutely perfect.

Crapsolutely perfect by TexasDragon76 September 5, 2025

Crapsolutely perfect 

When a situation turns out “perfect” in the absolute worst way possible. Usually said with heavy sarcasm to highlight how everything went wrong, yet managed to line up with irritating precision.

“Oh, the car broke down in the rain, my phone’s dead, and I left my wallet at home. Crapsolutely perfect.”

Crapsolutely perfect by TexasDragon76 September 5, 2025

Yapsolutely 

Combination of yeah and absolutely

Kid-“Hey can I have a bananna”
Mom-“Yapsolutely”

Yapsolutely by Please pass this July 6, 2020