Capsolutely (adjective): A blend of "cap" and "absolutely," used to emphasize complete dishonesty or exaggeration, often in response to an unbelievable or false claim.
"That story you're telling is capsolutely false—there's no truth to it!"
When a situation turns out “perfect” in the absolute worst way possible. Usually said with heavysarcasm to highlight how everything went wrong, yet managed to line up with irritating precision.
“Oh, the car broke down in the rain, my phone’s dead, and I left my wallet at home. Crapsolutely perfect.”
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.