Capsolutly

Opposite of Absolutely, Capsolutly
Cap+Absolutely= Capsolutly

I just ran 3000 miles

A: „That is Capsolutly true“
B: „I know, right!“

by midilol April 21, 2021

Capsolutely

Capsolutely (adjective): A blend of "cap" and "absolutely," used to emphasize complete dishonesty or exaggeration, often in response to an unbelievable or false claim.

"That story you're telling is capsolutely false—there's no truth to it!"

by DoowMatt December 21, 2024

Crapsolutely perfect

Sarcastic expression used when a situation turns out exactly wrong or in the most inconvenient, frustrating, or disastrous way possible.

This concert was so bad, it was crapsolutely perfect.

by TexasDragon76 September 5, 2025

Crapsolutely perfect

When a situation turns out “perfect” in the absolute worst way possible. Usually said with heavy sarcasm to highlight how everything went wrong, yet managed to line up with irritating precision.

“Oh, the car broke down in the rain, my phone’s dead, and I left my wallet at home. Crapsolutely perfect.”

by TexasDragon76 September 5, 2025