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Grandma Caprio 

Artie Lang's now deceased grandmother. Often imitated by Howard Stern on his show.
Howard Stern: Oh, look Artie, we have Grandma Caprio on the phone...
(Howard doing Grandma Caprio in deep Italian accent): Oh, my-a Artie... You must-a get back-a with-a the Daner. She was-a the best-a thing-a that-a ever happened-a to you-a...
Grandma Caprio by TommyBizzle July 6, 2008
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capricorn 

Energetic, patient, responsible, hardworking, and trustworthy. Capricorns are someone you want as a friend and a romantic partner! Their kind, and sympathetic nature, make them great friends. Capricorns will be glad to help out, and they expect nothing in return for their good deeds! Capricorns are passionate partners, and like to take control in romance, so they don't feel vulnerable to the other person. Capricorns are hardworking and like to plan, so that they get everything just right. But Capricorns don't trust others to finish details off their work, so they tend to work by themselves. A Capricorns weakness consists pf greed, possessiveness, and being unimaginative. Its hard to connect to them emotionally, because they will form very strong and emotional bonds with anyone they let in. Capricorns are self disciplined and can be stubborn. Pessimism and depression can creep in if the succumb to mood swings, so its important to be careful with them. And they take things seriously and sometimes literally, so choose your word choices carefully as well.
"She is as energetic as a Capricorn!"
"He almost as patient as a Capricorn!
capricorn by TigerGirl4353 November 12, 2015

big ass nigga on a scooter drinking caprisun 

a big ass nigga usually on a scooter drinking the orange flavour of caprisun!
YO LOOK THERES A BIG ASS NIGGA ON A SCOOTER DRINKING CAPRISUN!

Capricorn 

A devil but also an angel. They are so evil that the devil wont even mess with them, but as sweet as a cupcake.
Don’t worry if she’s a little bit mean she’s a capricorn
Capricorn by Nomitriquency July 22, 2019
a dumbass who doesn't give a shit about anyone but himself! If he says he likes you he will ask you out and don't even think about saying anything because if you say yes you will get cheated on, and if you say no then he will tell the whole world you are dating.
girl I heard he cheated on you with Brianna, don't worry she a bitch and he is a caprist.
caprist by beauty_humangirl13 November 26, 2016

Halanna Capri

Halanna Capri , is a american singer and songwriter from Indiana, who also is called Vicky Valentine.
Have you heard that new song by Vicky Valentine from the Mid-West ? It must have been a Halanna Capri track.
Halanna Capri by Indie Artist Fan September 9, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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