canook

A Canadian. Also known as North American's less trigger happy half.

One who drinks real beer, rules at hockey, invented both basketball and baseball and insists on wearing a Canadian flag while traveling abroad so that someone doesn't mistake them for an American.

canook by Joe Buggster January 9, 2004

canook

A Canadian and all that it implies. Usually a raging liberal and coward. A self-conscious prig that is so lost in liberalism that they are incapable of action. A parasitic leach that enjoys the freedom afforded them by better men (their stronger southern neighbors)than themselves.

Damn canook, stay outta our country!

canook by Ultra Americano April 11, 2009

canook

Slang for Canadian... generally derogatory… often deserved… Canadians (sigh)… not that we don’t have own fools, but that’s a whole country RUN by them…

"Go BACK to your OWN lousy country, you damn Canook!"
(Actually look at the guy who was backing the Canadian’s up... He likes Hitler... kooks... give me an Aussie (Americans have NO derogatory term for Austrians for a reason) over a Canook any day...)

canook by Clear and ready October 26, 2003

canook

A potent, sticky ass marijuana bud that originates in Canada.

That kid Luke got them canooks son. Yo lets get high and watch that wargames movie tonight kid.

canook by jerem December 11, 2003

Canook in Cranny 

A sex move native to Canada in which the man, dressed as a Mountie,pleasures the female with a hockey stick.

The Canook in Cranny:

Mountie: Arggghh. You like that, eh?
Girl: OOOt YAhh!

Canook in Cranny by Rosso Bruno April 20, 2008

Canoodling Hoagie 

To canoodle is to cuddle, pet, caress, etc. fondly.

A sandwich is a food item usually consisting of more than one (most likely three) layerable food.

A hoagie is very much like a sandwich (and is considered to be a kind of one by many) but is different in the sense that they consist of a much greater number of layers of food.

A canoodling sandwich consists of three people fondly caressing, snoggling, cuddling each other in one place at one time.

A canoodling hoagie is much like that of a canoodling sandwich but with much more people (usually four to ten).

As I passed by the seating area during cocktail hour, I witnessed Emma and Dustin cuddling in the corner of one of the couches. Greg saw them and joined in on the action. I walked away.

Roughly thirty minutes later, I passed by again, but this time, Ken, Juliette, Tim, Helena, Colin, and Hugh had all found their places on the couch. The canoodling hoagie had been formed and didn't seem like it was going to dissipate any time soon.

Canoodling Hoagie by ReeseSondheim June 30, 2009

Canoodlemonster 

A person who canoodles with anyone he can get his hands on. A master canoodler.

Bennett is such a canoodlemonster. He's already canoodled with three people and it's only been an hour!

Canoodlemonster by jetss November 28, 2015