Canik

A Turkish weapons manufacturer. Most notable for the TP9 and Mete series handguns based off of the Walther P99.

My friend shot a steel plate at 100 yard away with his new Canik TP9SFX!

Canik by CanikTP9 February 13, 2026

Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograft 

A miraculous life-changing surgery: side effects can sometimes change patient into turtles.

Robins dog came home from his Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograft surgery as a turtle.

Lily: "How long did you--"
Robin: "Longer than I'm proud of."

Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograft by anonymous888534 September 7, 2012

What bizarre act is the canine performing? 

A phrase used by British people use when perplexed about what a dog is doing.

"Allow me to receive a mint." "Allow me to receive one as well." "let me obtain one as well." "Splendid!" "Jolly good show!" "What bizarre act is the canine performing?"

What bizarre act is the canine performing? by sigma sugma September 8, 2021

CHRISTIAN CANIFF 

A prankster from Dallas known for his characters and his raw videos.

Christian caniff

CHRISTIAN CANIFF by Christian caniff October 7, 2019

Canis Canem Edit 

1. A PS2 game by Rockstar Games (yes they did GTA) where you are 15 year old Jimmy Hopkins, who is sent to Bullworth academy school. The story is about Jimmy becoming leader of each gang (nerds, jocks, preppies, greasers) and ridding the school of bullies and corruption. It plays like GTA games because of the free roaming, little easter eggs, spoofs and humor

2. 'Dog Eat Dog' in latin

1. I am playing Canis Canem Edit while writing this definition.

2. Canis Canem Edit. Oh yeah!

Canis Canem Edit by Leeko22Arsenal March 2, 2008

Cani 

Some kind of social class (very common in Spain, although in South American countries are known with other names and similar features) which have the reputation of being jerks and they usually go in group to mess with people. They have a particular way to dress (shabby tracksuits, fake gold necklaces...), and they usually have low levels of intelligence since they left high school as soon they could.

Some of them pretend to be "Canis" as a trend, but to be honest some of them are "Canis" since they were born. Both types of "Canis" cannot write and talk properly since they are pretty affected by a large amount of weed consumption. Another important feature of "Canis" is their vehicles, they must have a tiny motorcycle that makes a lot of noise. They also think that they are the kings of their neighborhood, and they try to mess with all the people they come across (always in group), though they are not very dangerous they will try that you give them 1 euro.

They usually live in the outskirts neighborhoods of the big cities, and they don't usually leave its neighborhood boundaries, unless they go to a "Cani discotheque" where they all gather (with cani girls that are called "Chonis") and dance in an embarrassing way.

Me: "I went to visit my girlfriend, and I saw that she lives in a neighborhood which is full of canis."
Friend: "You should break up with her, too much time living with those canis, will make her become one of them."
Me: "Yeah, but she's not like that, I should get her out of there and bring her to my place."
Friend: "Hurry up bro!"

Cani by airliner December 28, 2014

Canibais Salientes

Canibais salientes is a group of young brazilian girls that dance Ragatanga (or Boy is a Bottom), love gay couples, crave world domination and like to make satanic rituals to honor Bryan Fuller, Mads Mikkelsen and Hugh Dancy.

Q : Do you (wor)ship Hannigram, Johnlock, Cherik, Spirk and other male pairings?
A: Yes!
Q: Do you desire world domination?
A: muffled sobbing yes
Q: Are you omnipresent?
A: Hell yeah
Q: Do you practice yoga and cadeira rodada?
A: Yep. McAvoy and Fassbender too
Canibais Salientes: You're in.

Canibais Salientes by sherlock holmes May 2, 2014