New preferred nickname for the
boxer Saul ’Canelo’ Alvarez, following his
two failed doping tests for the banned substance Clenbuterol.
The situation itself has caused quite a problem amongst the sport’
s rampantly corrupt elite, since any lifetime
ban for such a huge pay-per-view attraction would significantly harm their own financial interests.
Instead, a 6 month suspension (the time he would take between fights anyway) with no further screening has been imposed, thus insuring that his lucrative career may continue uninterrupted and that all
future bouts may proceed as planned.