Caneloholism 

a chronic and progressive disorder marked by the excessive and usually compulsive desire to convince others that Saul (“Canelo”) Álvarez is either the greatest boxer of all time or better than any boxer you can name.

I realized that I was talking to someone who is dealing with Caneloholism when he told me Canelo’s loss to Mayweather did not count because Canelo was too young when they fought.

Caneloholism by VANGLORIOUS06 January 16, 2022

Caneloholic

A person affected by “Caneloholism” - a chronic and progressive disorder marked by an excessive and usually compulsive desire to convince you that Saul (“Canelo”) Álvarez is either the greatest boxer of all time or better than any other boxer that you name.

(Note: a Caneloholic can usually be found on social media using a pseudonym but will sometimes use his or her real name. Common traits among Caneloholics include (1) irrational explanations for why Canelo’s failures to win the Mayweather fight or the first GGG fight either do not count or should be minimized; and (2) claims that you have a bias of some type if you do not share the Caneloholic’s beliefs about Canelo’s greatness and overall ranking in the history of the sport.

He is the worst kind of Caneloholic. He told me the Mayweather fight doesn’t count because Canelo was too young when they fought. When I named three or four fighters who one championships at the same age or younger, he said that doesn’t count because he had not heard of those fighters.

Caneloholic by VANGLORIOUS06 January 16, 2022

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012