Handygram

The act of giving the gift of a Hand Job, for any Holiday.

Tom: Guess what I got for Valentine's day?
Josh: What did you get?
Tom: Paige gave me a Handygram, and I came everywhere.
Josh: NO WAY!! I got one too!!

Handygram by Founders People November 2, 2010

Candyrat 

The best fucking record label ever including Andy McKee, Antoine Dufour, Ewan Dobson, Gareth Pearson, Craig D'Andrea and many more. All of the artists share guitar or bass finger picking styles.

me: "Have you ever heard of Candyrat"

them: "Yes!"

me: "Aren't they awesome!"

them: "Sorry I have to go clean up because I just orgasmed when I thought of Candyrat"

Candyrat by Boblovescandyrat May 24, 2011

Candygasm 

What happens when Bill Kaulitz of Tokio Hotel sees a large aisle of candy in an American supermarket.

Candygasm sounds like:"Ooh, this is so delicious- absolutely perfect.. and full of chemicals! Delicious!" *various moaning noises* "oh, my god, oh, ja, mmmm"

see on youtube: "Tokio Hotel TV (episode 41): Shopping Madness with Bill!" around 2:26.

Candygasm by DasIstGelogen April 24, 2009

pandygram 

An instagram account that you started following because of the COVID-19 pandemic.

Derek: Dude, how are you following 4,735 people on instagram?
Reza: They're just pandygrams, prolly unfollow when lockdown's over.

Alec: Yo, I didn't know you were into Men Don't Whisper.
Kaveh: Oh, no, jfirstman is just a pandygram to me. I follow him for the impressions.

pandygram by rayman2k1 April 21, 2021

candy gram 

Inmortalized in the Mel Brooks classic, Blazing Saddles, a candy gram is an easily recognizable explosive trap that only a moron would fall for.

I can't believe you fell for that candy gram! Are you a moron?

candy gram by LSzyd June 11, 2006

candywrappers 

noun: a term utilized to describe a woman's lower undergarments.

Hey! baby, whip off your candywrappers so that I can eat your goodies.

candywrappers by the cossman January 1, 2012

candygasm 

When you eat a bunch of candy and it feels really good. You say to yourself, fuck being healthy, I ate an apple today, that's enough for me. Then you proceed to eat half a bag of candy and feel so good that you go to sleep.

this afternoon I was hungry and I found some candy. It was such a candygasm.

candygasm by where am i? April 5, 2005