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Candy Dick

When you or another person are in the act of having sex and in the end you get a surprise of realizing that the woman you were just having sex with is on their period and your penis is covered in blood.
"Dude, last night I was having sex and it was extra wet and extra good then I pulled out and turned on the lights only to realize that the girl I was with gave me candy dick."
"Gross"
Candy Dick by DirtyXVegas January 30, 2009
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Cotton candy dick 

When you have cotton mouth and attempt a blow job
She was so high she gave me cotton candy dick.

Candy Cane Dick 

A Candy Cane Dick is when a person wears tighty whiteys and their dick becomes curved like a candy cane.
Alex: Yo, David! You still wearing those tighty whiteys??
David: Yeah, why?
Alex: Hahahah, You must have a candy cane dick!
Candy Cane Dick by God_One November 24, 2013

dick candy 

An individual, usually a woman who a man would like to meet just in order to eventually sleep with.
"Yo, check out that dick candy over there."
dick candy by Skank_Away June 15, 2007

Cindy the Dick 

A gay ass person who kicks you in your penis
Cindy the dick kicked my ass.
Cindy the Dick by &dy January 2, 2009

Dick caddy 

To wrangle men for a single woman that she chooses and points out.
My friend Jake gets me the best dick. He's a great dick caddy.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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