Candy Dick

When you or another person are in the act of having sex and in the end you get a surprise of realizing that the woman you were just having sex with is on their period and your penis is covered in blood.

"Dude, last night I was having sex and it was extra wet and extra good then I pulled out and turned on the lights only to realize that the girl I was with gave me candy dick."
"Gross"

by DirtyXVegas January 30, 2009

Cotton candy dick

When you have cotton mouth and attempt a blow job

She was so high she gave me cotton candy dick.

by Hismajestypoopsmith September 13, 2021

Candy Cane Dick

A Candy Cane Dick is when a person wears tighty whiteys and their dick becomes curved like a candy cane.

Alex: Yo, David! You still wearing those tighty whiteys??
David: Yeah, why?
Alex: Hahahah, You must have a candy cane dick!

by God_One November 24, 2013

dick candy

An individual, usually a woman who a man would like to meet just in order to eventually sleep with.

"Yo, check out that dick candy over there."

by Skank_Away June 15, 2007

Cindy the Dick

A gay ass person who kicks you in your penis

Cindy the dick kicked my ass.

by &dy January 2, 2009

Dick caddy

To wrangle men for a single woman that she chooses and points out.

My friend Jake gets me the best dick. He's a great dick caddy.

by MarioSpinsters69 July 9, 2023