Canalley 

The state of being chased by dogs through a narrow space, such as an alleyway or the halls of a well-secured building.

Derived from Latin Canis, for dog, and English Alley, for a narrow passageway between buildings.

This word can also be used to describe a state of anxiety that feels equivalent to the state of being chased by dogs.

Anyone who's regularly committed acts of breaking-and-entering has had their fair share of canalley; it's like everyone's a dog person, these days!

Canalley by robotTimepiece December 17, 2021

Brown Canalled 

To take too many drugs via the rectum as to cause severe life-threatening involuntary diarrhoea.

Did you hear about Derek? He shoved an eight ball up his arse and brown canalled! He almost died!

Brown Canalled by OnlyVic&Paul February 19, 2022

canarley 

almost, but not quite. Wishful thinking,
hoping, dreaming (not wet ones, either). On the opposite side... dis'n someone else's meager attributes, brains, boobs, penis size....

Geez! Those pants are so tight on her she canarley squeeze her butt into them, and almost look humanoid.

OR

"Are you in yet? I canarley feel your meager equipment in my gym!

canarley by SmokeyJoe January 3, 2005