canarley 

almost, but not quite. Wishful thinking,
hoping, dreaming (not wet ones, either). On the opposite side... dis'n someone else's meager attributes, brains, boobs, penis size....

Geez! Those pants are so tight on her she canarley squeeze her butt into them, and almost look humanoid.

OR

"Are you in yet? I canarley feel your meager equipment in my gym!

canarley by SmokeyJoe January 3, 2005

Canalley 

The state of being chased by dogs through a narrow space, such as an alleyway or the halls of a well-secured building.

Derived from Latin Canis, for dog, and English Alley, for a narrow passageway between buildings.

This word can also be used to describe a state of anxiety that feels equivalent to the state of being chased by dogs.

Anyone who's regularly committed acts of breaking-and-entering has had their fair share of canalley; it's like everyone's a dog person, these days!

Canalley by robotTimepiece December 17, 2021

canarly 

adj. a moment with your girlfriend that you are embarassed to share with your friends because they might think either you or she is crazy

This is really canarly, but last night she did this thing with a flashlight...

canarly by Dildo Phil October 22, 2007