Canadaigua
Canadaigua by me12345678910111213 October 18, 2008
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Canandaigua
A boring,beleagured and depressing retreat for old, rich folks in Central New York that is definitely not a "Panama City".....a place that the merchants are so paranoid that most of them will refuse out of state licenses for beer purchases for younger customers!
I walk into the store visiting Canandaigua with my out of state DL to buy a six pack....
"We don't accept out of state ID's"
"We don't accept out of state ID's"
Canandaigua by Turbofan May 2, 2005
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Canandaigua by Piranha October 29, 2004
Canandaigua
1) A Squalid Hell Hole in upstate New York
2) A real life Dickens tragedy
3) A place that is unique in that it is stuck in a 50's mindset with and mid 80's drug problem
4) A soul sucking trap few ever escape from
5) The place where Susan B Anthony was tried for voting
6) A town full of crazy homeless vietnam vets....including one who washes his ass in public drinking fountains and another that beleives it is possible to telepathically communicate with Captain Kirk by chewing on tinfoil (NO JOKE)
7) A town that employs all the assholes kicked off of the NYPD because they don't want to pay for training
A town with NO middle class....RICH OR POOR that's it
8) The place where Wild Irish Rose is made.
9) A good place to fuck with French Canadian tourists
2) A real life Dickens tragedy
3) A place that is unique in that it is stuck in a 50's mindset with and mid 80's drug problem
4) A soul sucking trap few ever escape from
5) The place where Susan B Anthony was tried for voting
6) A town full of crazy homeless vietnam vets....including one who washes his ass in public drinking fountains and another that beleives it is possible to telepathically communicate with Captain Kirk by chewing on tinfoil (NO JOKE)
7) A town that employs all the assholes kicked off of the NYPD because they don't want to pay for training
A town with NO middle class....RICH OR POOR that's it
8) The place where Wild Irish Rose is made.
9) A good place to fuck with French Canadian tourists
French Canadian Tourist: Esquizes Mois Se vos plais....can you tell me how to get to (ANY DESTINATION)
Native Canandaiguan: Yeah, easy....se that light, go there take a left, when you get to Freshour rd, take another left and then just keep going. Can't miss it. When you think your lost...it's right there, seriously!
French Canadian Tourist: Merci!
Native Canadaiguan: Bocu....you fucking wine slurping frog!
Native Canandaiguan: Yeah, easy....se that light, go there take a left, when you get to Freshour rd, take another left and then just keep going. Can't miss it. When you think your lost...it's right there, seriously!
French Canadian Tourist: Merci!
Native Canadaiguan: Bocu....you fucking wine slurping frog!
Canandaigua by Thropy March 9, 2009
Canandaigua
A town in the suburbs of upstate, NY where the majority of rednecks, middle class families and old veterans live. Though for kids it is a great place to grow up in. In the summer, the kids would boat on the lake pretty much everyday. During the winter, they would go skiing/snowboarding at Bristol. In school the kids participle in sports and/or music. During the spring a lady with bags in her hands with gel on her face walks around the streets of canandaigua and is called "The Vaseline Lady". If you see her walking around then you know it's spring already. Canandaigua is mainly big for its lake, hunting, horseback riding, etc.
Canandaigua by oliviakl September 11, 2016
Canandaigua
A city southeast of Rochester. Rivals with Victor. Known for lacrosse, Canandaigua Lake, Bristol Mountain, CMAC, and home of Wegmans, to name a few. Kids in the summer play in the lake or sit home. If you're an adult, you either take work off to go in the lake or bar hop. In the winter people go to Bristol Mountain or play hockey on the frozen lake, or sled anywhere you can find a good hill. It's a fun place to mess with tourists, and enjoy your life.
Canandaigua by lakelover222 July 3, 2017
Canandaigua
According to Native American legend, Canandaigua is the chosen spot/place. At present, the city is undergoing an amazing transformation. There is a Veteran's hospital which is gathering all wounded souls from war and violence. There is St Mary's Roman Catholic Church, who just lost a primary force to the "Pagans". There is the historical Pickering treaty with the Haudenosaunee, which is not followed by the federal government. Angels from throughout human history and geography are gathering to transform Canandaigua into the city of God/Angels from a Redneck Racist hell hole.
Canandaigua by ameseababe2 November 13, 2011
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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