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shit can happen

A series of words that is a warning meaning:
-quit runnin yo mouf
-quit dickin off

-you will get shot if your not careful

shit can happen. shit being gun play.
if you dont quit runnin yer mouth shit can happen
shit can happen by Fishyscrubz March 27, 2009

It can't happen here

America will never become authoritarian or have a civil war, because it's culture of liberty is too deeply enshrined. Also, civilians have guns, preventing the rise of tyranny. So therefore, it can't happen here. Seriously.
It can't happen here by Eushshtb January 18, 2023

can't happen to me mentality 

More of a phrase than a word but still symbolic in everyone's life.
It is a time in which you thought your parent couldn't die or you could never be that guy.
Person 1.) Hey how's your dad
Person 2.) He passed away and my life seams completely different.
Person 1.) Gotta ditch that "can't happen to me mentality" or it'll hurt your game.

money can’t buy happiness 

A phrase used by poor people to convince themselves that they can be happy.
John: David said that money can’t buy happiness.
Rich: poor fu

Money can’t buy happiness 

Phrase One of the biggest lies ever told by the rich to make the poor feel like they don’t need to work harder.
Rich man: money can’t buy happiness
Poor man now feels like he’s happy for what he has

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This is the definition of Type any word... this indicates that if you somehow found this definition for a definition that, you are indeed insane.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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