A few hours after eating food prepared by my husband’s cousin who plays golf with his nephew’s golf pro that trains at the Y, I had a severe case of champuchoros!
the french word for hood on your jacket. however, it is also used in the sense of "the hood" (aka ghetto, projects, other low class neighbourhoods), french slang word
A hypochondriac concerning computer, i.e. someone who will constantly imagine problems with his computer.
"I think my PC has problems with the video playback. Do you think I might have caught some computer virus?" - "Man, stop being such a fucking compuchondriac!"
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.