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Caltrain Simp 

A simp for Caltrain, usually pretty stupid.
Metra Person: Fuck Caltrain Simps!

Some other train person: I agree with this statement.
Caltrain Simp by Caltrain Sucks February 23, 2021
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Caltrain 

Some jackass railroad in the San Francisco area that some railfans mega simp for. In fact, the railroad doesn't even simp as much for itself.
Example
Caltrain Simps line up at the station to foam for F40PH-2CAT 914.
Caltrain by JulianRailroad October 14, 2021

Caltrain foamer 

Someone who foams hard over Caltrain. They usually live in Redwood City California and will go as far as to tell someone to end their life for not liking Caltrain or threaten to sue Caltrain for retiring their F40ph fleet.
A Caltrain foamer argues with someone saying Caltrain is the worlds best railroad
Caltrain foamer by JulianRailroad November 3, 2021

caloradon 

a person from California who emigrated to colorado, these people are the reason that there are fuckwads in this great state. They usually inhabit the suburbs of denver, parents are corporate robots, and the kids are complete dipshits that are constantly bragging about how awesome california is. also the reason for 99% of the motor vehicle accidents on our highways, good riddance.
california kid- "california is the shit, its the only state were you can surf, skateboard, and snowboard all in same day.

Colorado kid- "well that sucks theres no surf in colorado....douche."

classic example of a caloradon exchange of words
caloradon by Plotbert February 1, 2008

CamyRanAway

Simps for twitch.tv/wolfawaken
"OH MA GOWD IS THAT THE REAL WOLF AWAKEN EZ TIER 3 SUB" - CamyRanAway
CamyRanAway by anonymous November 18, 2020

caltrain 

Caltrain is a commuter rail service that operates in San Francisco (4th and King), through San Mateo County and down to Santa Clara County (Gilroy). Started in 1987, and powered by diesel (though in the process of electrification). There is also a Baby Bullet service which stops at limited stations to cut down commute time. It has transfer stations at 4th and King to Muni (also conveniently located next to Telephone Park), Millbrae to BART (also to SFO), Mountain View to VTA, Santa Clara to Amtrak, and San Jose Diridon to ACE and Amtrak.

New projects include: the underground extension from downtown San Francisco to the future Transbay Terminal, Dumbarton Bridge rail to the East Bay, and a proposed extension to Monterey County.
Knights of Columbus! I just missed the train! Now I have to wait another hour to wait for the next one to arrive. DAMN YOU CALTRAIN!!!
caltrain by bayareaninja November 15, 2006
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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