Spanish-Mexican slang which means to "calm down".
In proper Spanish grammar, it literally means "calm her down". But it can be used to mean to calm anything down.
Say there is an argument, but one person is calm while the other is talking loud. The calm person will say "Calmela!".
Carelandia is an island located in Nothern Europe it was formed by two unknown political figures who just won an election during the 2010s. It has a very low population consisting of only 120 people (as of writing)
Despite this However tourists who have visited the island always have positive things to say about it saying that they feel comfortable there and find it a nice place to unwind.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'