Callaptis 

Someone who is very gullible, and gets frustrated when they don't understand a joke.

Person 1: hey Jeff , you're such a Callaptis!
Jeff: what's a callaptis?
Person 1: you're a callaptis!
Jeff: no I'm not, you're not funny. Stop calling me a callaptis!
Person 1: Haha Jeff, you're a big fat callaptis

Callaptis by Motherteresaaaaaaa February 23, 2022

callapitter 

A popular bastardization / mangling of the word caterpillar. Often used by children or in imitation of children.

Sammy: Hey Billy, come watch Johnny eat a callapitter!

Billy: You mean caterpillar, you asinine piece of shit?

callapitter by Admiral T Donx May 26, 2011

collaption 

1. A state of disorganization, disorientation or disarray that has achieved critical mass and become self-perpetuating.
2. To disorganize and/or destroy something to the point of unusability or unrecognisability.

That night was a total collaption. I had no idea what was going on.

I'll collaption your face!

collaption by csdlaidlaw July 8, 2007

Callastination 

When you're too lazy to answer the house phone and you're just waiting for siblings, parents, or whoever else is in the house with you in a different room to get it. Pretty much it is procrastinating answering a phone call you are too lazy to get up and answer.

After a certain amount of tones you realize that whoever else is in the house with you is doing it too. So in being the better man/woman you take your last bit of energy to rush to the phone.

If your family experiences Callastination, you're family is just as lazy as mine.

Callastination by Dr.P.Nis July 29, 2014

Catlapitis

A term for when you have contracted a cat on your lap.

I have Catlapitis and I am alright with this.

Catlapitis by Crazy Cat Person November 22, 2022

Kallaptis 

Game wherein you and a group of friends call one friend in the group a kallaptis at least once a day. The person being called a kallaptis will eventually get very confused, this goes on until the person either realizes kallaptis has no real meaning, or until someone reveals the game to them out of pity.

That person over there is such a kallaptis.

Kallaptis by Motherteresaaaaaaa November 1, 2020