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Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 

Another installment to the lack-luster Call of Duty series followed by a legion of mindless fan boys who claim it is the best game in existence despite each new installment bringing next to nothing new to gameplay.

The game is literally alive only because of its multiplayer fandom.

It features what is typically seen with any Call of Duty game.

-A Lackluster Campaign with an incredibly dull story seen in many video games before. The series is seen to some as a rip off of most of the Tom Clancy Adaptations.

-Online Multiplayer broken by a series of easily fixable mechanics ranging from an unbalanced sandbox to incredibly skill-less tactics such as "No Scoping" and "Drop Shotting."
Fanboy: "Dude, I just got Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 and I'm going to jizz all over myself for nothing new and broken!"

Intelligent Gamer: "Ok, have fun with that. Oh, and leave my XBL party before you begin complaining and raging like you have with the last two games."

Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 

The new shitty game that Infinity Ward made. It will make you rage out of your freaking mind.
Boy 1 - "Yo do you think that IW will patch mw3 this time around?

Boy 2 - "Fuck he got me around that corner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fuck call of duty modern warfare 3 imma go get skyrim

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3

Activisions next cash cow.

Another shit console game made for brainless casual retards/or consumer. Soon to be one of the most overrated REHASHED games in history along with Black ops and Mw2. With that the CoD series hasn't done anything innovative since CoD4.(Spec-Ops is just a cheap co-op mode) All they do is re-skin, add another very short 5 hour campaign with a lazy horribly written storyline about Russians and nuclear weapons, and add more pre-installed hacks like perks and killstreaks to the MP to unbalance it and dumb it down even more for casual retards..
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How to make a Call of Duty game in 10 easy steps:

Step 1: Use an outdated game engine from 2005

Step 2: Insert crappy storyline about Russians and nuclear weapons

Step 3: Design a character that 12 year olds will perceive as "cool" and refer to him only by his mysterious call sign.

Step 4: Kill said character in a scripted event 2/3 way through the campaign.

Step 5: Kill key bad guy in another scripted event involving slow motion

Step 6: Add a halfbaked multiplayer mode. Make sure that there are plenty of glitches and imbalances and good places to camp.

Step 7: Profit.

Step 8: Release overpriced map pack.

Step 9: Profit some more.

Step 10: Repeat steps 1-10 until series has been sufficiently milked dry.(Tony Hawk, Guitar Hero)

Popularity=/=Quality
Casual gamer: Hey, bro!!! You gonna get Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3?!

Real gamer: Theres no way in hell I'm buying that shit console game.

Casual gamer: Why?

Real gamer: Its just another $60 expansion pack with even more dumbed down gameplay because those money hungry fucks at Activision want to expand there audience. No skill or actual thinking is required at all. Activision is just going to milk this game dry like Tony Hawk and Guitar Hero.

Casual gamer: LOL you PC elitist....name me games that are better!

Real gamer: Call of Duty 1, Call of Duty: United Offensive, Call of Duty 2, Team Fortress 2, Counter Strike Source, Battlefield series, Half Life series, Quake series, Doom series, etc. Oh....and I forgot Minesweeper.
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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