calism

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you are who you are?? you probably have calism

by omlailvlioary March 11, 2022

Calism

Someone who somehow manages to strike a balance between naive innocence & being utterly corrupt

Damn dude, how can you sleep with 20 women this week & yet not know you can’t get a pregnant woman pregnant, total Calism

by KangaRue80 July 17, 2022

Calimolio

The act of placing a Claymore mine behind some one in Modern Warfare 2. Pioneered by a young Mexican fellow who's nickname was Calimolio.

Dude, i found a camper and I pulled a Calimolio...haha

by Jalapeno1989 July 7, 2010

Calisthenician

Someone who has become one with the art of calisthenics.

Person 1: hey man, I can't do a single pull up
Person 2: bro, then you're not a true calisthenician

by thecalisthenicbros May 21, 2019

Câlisse

Multifaceted French Canadian word. In the same league as Ostie, Tabarnak, Sacrament, Criss. Comes from a deformation of the Christian religion word Chalice.

Can be used interchangeably in any blasphemous phrase such as:

"Criss de tabarnak de sacrament d'ostie d'câlisse..." or
"Câlisse qui fait frette" (it is freaking cold) or
"Câlisse de cave" (You're/He is fuc&?*#% stupid) or
"Câlisse que j'ai faim" (I'm fuc&?*#% starving)

by toecap April 30, 2013

hipster calisthenics

That time when you have to do lunges, squats, and knee lifts in your skinny jeans to prevent your pants from cutting off circulation to your legs.

"I think the dryer may have shrunk my Dickie's, I'd better do some hipster calisthenics."

by phantomg6 March 11, 2013

Calista

(Noun.) Comes from Greek background and means "most beautiful". Calista is a very rare name, and usually is accompanied by a very rare person. Calista will always know how to brighten up your day. Often they will come with blonde or red hair. Outgoing, smart, weird at times, and very creative. But always beautiful inside and out. Their smiles are contagious. Calistas are known for being great kissers, and having a way with words. If you know a Calista, NEVER let her out of your sight.

"Dang she's amazing"

"Is her name Calista?"
"How did you know?!"

by MysterymaxxX30934 January 11, 2014