Caligularis

Adj, describing a member, penis, shaft, phallus that is of supreme girth.

Adverb, Caligularisly

From the story where Caligula shared intimate, passionate exchanges with a horse.

Upon his revalation she saw he had been blessed CALIGULARISLY by nature.

by Tony du SXW2 March 8, 2022

Caligulas shield

The toilet paper you put in the bottom of the toilet before you take a dump. Effectively prevents Poseidons kiss.

- Did you experience the kiss of Poseidon while pooping?
- no, I used Caligulas shield for stealth and protection.

by Zokster September 20, 2018