Calffishing

Fooling someone online by making it seem like you work out, by sending pictures of your nice calves when you are actually fluffy as shit.

Bro 1: how did you get that dime to go on a date with you?
Bro 2: I am calffishing her by putting some pictures of my calves online!

by Pieceofschmidt77 December 27, 2017