Calfer

A legendary dude with a fat cock

Calfer has a huge peen

Calfer by fat cock enthuisiast August 21, 2018

calfrope

Something someone might make you say to give up.

Say calfrope and ill quit tickling you.

calfrope by Jinxie Dee Breece September 29, 2020

calfreezy 

A giraffe.

“Hey dude, have you seen Calfreezy he looks like a dog”
“Think you mean a giraffe mate”

calfreezy by Ijustwanttodie March 1, 2020

caffercise 

exercising with the aid of caffeine

he has gone to caffercise

caffercise by jnsani January 6, 2020

caffercise 

hating to exercise, but loving it with caffeine -induced energy

my son loves to caffercise in the mornings

caffercise by jnsani January 8, 2020

alexander calvert 

The most motherfucking beautiful human being according to literally everyone who likes supernatural a goddamn smocking hot bab but his personality is like a baby boy because he is a child

Alexander Calvert’s new name is papi chulo-SSD

alexander calvert by Alexander’s #1 fangirl y e s May 24, 2018

Calvert 

Putrid liquified pungent green baby feces. Obscure French slag.
Usually occurs when a person has had a bad diet of wine and pomme-frites.

“If I go out drinking tonight I’ll end up having a such a sore stinging calvert”.

Je ne veux pas avoir un mauvais calvert - I don’t want to have a bad shit.

Calvert by Mr Corbeire December 18, 2020