Calco

funny, hilarious, laughter, silly, amusing, humorous

You’re so calco dude!

Calco by naturelover3693 July 3, 2023

Calco-Mania

From Spanish: Calcomania, meaning sticker. Calco Mania is the disappointment that comes from finding out something is not a Sticker.

It was a grim moment of Calco-Mania when I realized the grinning pirate skull was not going to peel off.

Calco-Mania by Galvamel December 26, 2016

Congressional Calculator 

The Congressional Calculator is much like Obamanomics, it's calculations that don't add up in the real world yet people buy into strictly based on the source of the info. The Congressional Calculator is used anytime things don't quite add up but fits the agenda du jour. It's like adding 2+2 and getting minus 4 billion.

"Great news! Government Healthcare just passed which should decrease the deficit by about 2 Trillion!!" "ah, I love the Congressional Calculator, I'm gonna go buy a new 'vette."

Congressional Calculator by dirtykurty September 8, 2010

cacoonpony 

when a pony reaches the ripe age of 1000 and garners enough wisdom through its life, it will start to go through its evolutionary phase of cacoonpony ✨✨✨ from there on, its body will be capsuled into a cacoon like state where its body and mind shall be cleansed from all impurities, only to be rebirthed as a pegasus ✨✨

"that pony is about to go into cacoonpony man, im so eggcited to see my first pegasus."

cacoonpony by vemodalen November 29, 2020

Cacodemon 

A big floating monster that appears in Doom, Doom II and Doom 3. It's red, with horns and a huge mouth. It's also one-eyed. It moves slowly and its only attack is throwing a white fireball at you. They aren't very tough, but if you don't move they'll toast ya.
In Doom 3 they look different, smaller, and their attack is more powerful.

I hit that switch and two cacodemons appeared.

Cacodemon by U-.-.-P August 10, 2009

cacophage 

a poop eater. somone who likes to eat poop.

"my dog is a cacophage." "bruce stop cacophaging."

cacophage by boyfriend and boyfriend February 17, 2008

cacocracy 

Governmental rule by the worst, the most despicable people.
Sometimes spelled "kakocracy", but meaning the same.

Given the decline of statesmanship in the U.S. government, and the corruption among the ruling classes, one could well define our rule as formerly a republic, but now a cacocracy.

cacocracy by grovewalker January 2, 2012