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A hairy boy who is quiet but sometimes talks alot to certain people. Hater of chocolate and loves to poop. His best friend has to be cool cause anyone he talks to is. His best friend is either a hunky male or a beautiful gal.
friend: did u see that girl?
Other friend: id tap that!
Calbert: dude that's my friend
Friends: mineblown dude ur such a calbert
Calbert: freaks
calbert by Gayboy362 January 24, 2014
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callergies

when you don't just have a cold or just have allergies. you've got both! an aggresive combination of both and a total bitch to get rid of.
As used in a simple dialogue,

"Paige, my nose is so itchy and I'm sneezing all day. The zyrtec and nyquil didn't work, so what's wrong with me?"
"Courtney, you have callergies!"
callergies by wanna_be_WebMD August 26, 2013
The chunk or block of ice and snow that forms and accumulates in the wheel well and along the bottom of a car in the winter, sometimes growing large enough to look similar to an iceberg.
Can I kick off your carberg? It's huge!
Carberg by AskHeeves January 18, 2019
A really jew-status last name.
That's Colberg? Huh, must be a jew....

Colberg sure is a jew-status last name!
Colberg by Yezpoop? October 18, 2008

Chalberg 

a fine chap with fiery hair, who looks exeptionally brilliant in specs, and who also incites the urge to greet him by saying "'Ello Govn'r!"
can also be used as a substantive for pretty much any word in the english language.
Upon seeing that fiery head of Chalberg's bobbing down the sidewalk I immediatley called out "Ello Govn'r!"

"I feel like goin chalberg'in today"
Chalberg by steffington December 14, 2008
Carberg:
/kär/bərɡ/
noun: carberg; plural noun: carbergs
a large built-up mass of ice and snow attached to the underside of our vehicles in the winter after a snowfall.

Like an iceberg, only the tip may be visible when still clinging to the car, as icebergs floating on the ocean. Once exposed, carbergs are often much larger
"Man, my car is losing traction from the huge carbergs attached to the underside!
Carberg by Uncle Larry B February 5, 2015
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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