CafèSex Share definition Flag A person who has sex with cafeteria workers. Their relationship gives them extra food with a extra side of vaginal/seminal juices in a cup or a torn up pink sock in a cup. Shit he's having cafèsex with the old ass lunch man. CafèSex by Josherrr October 30, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the CafèSex mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch