1. When a girl shaves very badly and it feels like going down on a cactus.
2. When a girl has not shaved in a really long time.
2. When a girl has not shaved in a really long time.
Guy: "Last night Khristina told me she finally shaved... but I was in for a surprise... she had a cactus pussy!"
by anamazin July 27, 2008
A masturbation tool crafted by lonely cowboys made by first stripping one section of its spines, then cutting it in half. The person would then dissect the cactus in such a manner that would create a makeshift vagina. And because the inside of the cactus has a wet and plushy texture, it simulates a female genitalia well.
"Golly I been on this trail long, I haven't done the pokey with my girl down in the whorehouse in weeks. Gee I think I 'oughta fashion myself a cactus pussy!
by tpain1234567 February 27, 2011
by katyperry December 28, 2012
A feminine condition, the results of shaving the pubic area and then not days later.
"Recognizable by the sharp sensations during sex."
-Brian Hunter
"Recognizable by the sharp sensations during sex."
-Brian Hunter
by thrwnhunter October 26, 2009
pussy cactus is a world renowned 4 member band, for more information: @buzzycactusofficial on instagram
“hey rebecca have you listened to pussy cactus’ new single”
“no?”
“its so good! it made my bussy vibrate”
“no?”
“its so good! it made my bussy vibrate”
by thebobman21 May 30, 2024
by SpicyTacossssss July 25, 2016